RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)

May the last rays.............

It starts at 40, damn, no one told me.

May the last rays.............

Hmmmmmmm! I'm Thinkin.



Jackie, I had a life, Its laying around here someplace.

May the last rays.............

I'm back. It a new day, so much mischief to do.

May the last rays.............

May the last rays of sunshine lighten the beauty of these fair ladies to shine into the hearts of men not deserving of such a blessing. Good night dear ladies, you have made the end of this day a joy and pleasure by being among your kind sweet hearts and pretty faces.



To the men on this site. I say to you...."POOT ON YA!" Just kidding!

To all my friends and friends to be... "GOOD NIGHT"

RE: Do anything exciting this spring?

Rewired the breaker panel after it fried. That was exciting...the frying...not the wiring.

RE: Me and Debrorah12 is having a cs wedding

Hey! If mach25 is the best man, why are you marrying heyitsme. I don't follow things too well.

Okee Dokee! Your a T shirt...................

Me!...........Love my Froggy!.....

Okee Dokee! Your a T shirt...................

Froggy!......I got spicy legs...

Okee Dokee! Your a T shirt...................

Froggy's boyfriend...........She sure does....I seen them...wow!

Okee Dokee! Your a T shirt...................

Froggy!............Hi! I'm Cajunfroggy and I got long legs.

Okee Dokee! Your a T shirt...................

Who is wearing you and what are you saying.

RE: Useless and weird information.

If the Devil got saved all the preachers would be out of work.

RE: Girls.....Any of You Ever....

I walked into a ladies bathroom once.

One lady said "Well, what do you think your doing"

I said "Just looking."

I later told her "You know the more I see of you the better I like you"

I thought it was funny.

RE: I just got dumped! :( I am absolutely devastated! Need advice please....

opps! clicked your pic!

Funny ways to get rid of telemarketers or handle wrong numbers.

Why don't all them telemarketers sell to each other and not interupt me making a living.

RE: your states/provinces/towns/etc claim to fame

Robin Hood's brother cut my hair, Johnny Cash was my friend in school, Paul Revere lived here..... Not the famous ones though.

Micheal Jackson's grandmother lived here. True!!!

Funny ways to get rid of telemarketers or handle wrong numbers.

HeHe! I like to do that asking them to repeat things.


I like to answer there questions that are suppose to be answered Yes with things like this.

"Sir Do you own your home."
"I own my own home"
"Do you paint it each year"
"I paint it each year." ...etc

Drives them crazy, they get shook, forget their pitch and even hang up.

RE: Who is on your favorite feature?

I put me on there, I can talk to myself and it doesn't seem so nutty that way....I think!

RE: What scares you?

That I will die with my song inside me and it never heard!

Funny ways to get rid of telemarketers or handle wrong numbers.

If MCI calls,
ask who it is and they say MCI.
Say "I'm gald you called my pc is not working right.
They say "This is MCI"
You say "Mirco Computers Inc."
Them " No sir!"
I would say "I'm sorry, I have a wrong number."
Then hang up!

RE: your states/provinces/towns/etc claim to fame

I'm doing well. Hope all is well with you. Len

RE: your states/provinces/towns/etc claim to fame

There is a town in Arkansas with my last name. My father said that a horse thief was hanged there. ( Not Really! )

RE: your states/provinces/towns/etc claim to fame

Well! Hello! to you. Nice to see you again.

Funny ways to get rid of telemarketers or handle wrong numbers.

Many I have done.

Lets us know funny ways to get rid of telemarketers or handle wrong numbers.

One guy called and started his pitch about light bulbs that last a gazillion years. I said " That sounds like those are good bulbs. I have a good washer and dryer set here that I beleive will last about as long. They are......He hung up on me.

Lady called looking for the Bar B Que place. We told her that she won free burgers and to come that night and ask for her free burgers at the counter. Ya gots ta have fun!

Ok! Lets build a perfect girl or guy!

make points when you can.

RE: Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Nope!

Ok! Lets build a perfect girl or guy!

I bet you been looking up his shorts. HO Ho HO Green Giant!

You were wearing a web cam all day. Whats was on the cam today!

For me it was a table top I repaired, running all over town doing stuff, and customers. OH! and a cat attack! He thinks he is so bad.

Ok! Lets build a perfect girl or guy!

Ok! you can have duplicate parts!

Ok! Lets build a perfect girl or guy!

It's your craft project do it the way you want.