My first time!

I brought it back up so all can see my confession about my first time.grin Some was not here earlier.grin

How in the heck did I go to Austrailia forums!

The two seconds I was there was interesting.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why do I do this?????

hug hug hug

A woman is like a _________ but she doen't have a ____________!

Tell why a woman is like a ________.



honey bee, stinger

A honey bee is a cute little thing that buzzes around all day doing sweet stuff. As for the stinger, if she had one she'd bee a boy.rolling on the floor laughing


A male bee just wants to put his stinger in his honey!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Can you smell snow?

Yes! Snow can be smelled especially if it is yellow snow.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


There is a difference in the freshness of the air when it rains or snows a great deal due to ionization of the air.professor

RE: Help I am new here

waveHello! wave Bye! Come back soon!grin

My first time!

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Opps! I forgot I wrote this one.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

My first time!

I remember it well. It was dark and the lights where on. I was shaking with a nervous expectation.

I saw her. She was so pretty and so well put together. I touched her so softly being afraid she was only a dream.

I made myself ready for my first time. I climbed onto her and was trembling. I remember those firm legs, and the long hair. She was so smooth and a joy to slide my hands over.

Things begain to move in a rythmic flow, up, down, and around. Then faster and faster until there was no more to let free.

It was over too quickly. I held on, enjoying the feeling and catching my breath. I finally slide off and stand up tall. I was proud I was now one that knew one of the finer things in life.

Now matter how many times I do it again. The first time will always be the one I remember the best. No other time will ever come close.

She was about 35 years old and I was about 7 years old.














Damn, I loved that Merry-Go-Round. What did you think...I was only 7.

tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: A "CURSE"....

Being too nice and caring too much.

RE: I gotta go Pee

tongue

RE: I gotta go Pee

I sit when I pee, my doctor told me not to pick up anything that is heavy.tongue

RE: I gotta go Pee

Don't forget to put the seat down.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

How in the heck did I go to Austrailia forums!

Na na na na! I figured it out! I clicked on someones pic and wham I was there, then clicked all treads and posted again. I'm the time traveler....It is a different time there you know.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: i just got this

She said she read my profile....she lied. Don't want no lying gal. Next thing you know she will say I was good looking. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: i just got this

Just got her. I dumped her. Short romance!rolling on the floor laughing

How in the heck did I go to Austrailia forums!

Yup! all I did was click some thin and I was in the land of AUS.

How in the heck did I go to Austrailia forums!

At least ,I said "Hello!" while I was there.grin

How in the heck did I go to Austrailia forums!

I did do nuttin. Boom! and there I were. confused

RE: BREAKING ROBO: DYSFUNCTIONAL CS ADVICE?

I don't trust me..I caught my myself taking money out of my left pocket and putting it in my right.dunno

RE: do you belive in life after death

Find people that are successful and learn their good ways and not their bad. Get amoung them and learn. You are not any worse off than the man in the wheel chair who can't use his arms and legs. He is rich. Or the woman that started a real estate business worth over 2 million...after the age of eighty. There are plenty out there worse off than you this very minute that will become millionairs in your life time. Go and be one. Read.... the library is full of what you need to get what you want. Self improvement , goal setting, business and much much more. Go for it!

RE: do you belive in life after death

To not believe does not make you a bad person. If you where more informed, you would know that you are going to have a fair and real understanding before you are judged. That you will be judged by your actions only after knowing the truth. Even those that never hear the truth in this life will have the books opened to them and they will understand. Then they will be judged then by their informed choice and actions. God is fair! But false teachings have confused understanding. At this point you are not comdemed to destruction and without any hope.

Making money is a matter of learning and skillfull use of the knowledge. Each person is like a 1 lb. hunk of metal. You can make yourself into paperclips or into mainsprings for Rolex watches. The choice is yours. One will bring in more money than the other.

RE: do you belive in life after death

You got it.thumbs up

I have always said,

"The purest form of love is to give your time, efforts and resouces, expecting nothing in return, to someone else that you don't even know."

RE: do you belive in life after death

If you believe, then Adam set us on this path not God. If you read you will see that God has been trying to get us to follow his ways to a life without these problems. We have not done it yet. Also there is much false teaching that confused the truth. God is not the father of confusion. Then why is there so many different denominations in the faith. Confusion! Look into the holidays (Holy days) man has set up and not God....they are absorbed paganism. Not the Holy days set forth to be observed by Gods people. Now who is at fault.....we are!

RE: do you belive in life after death

I'm still trying to find out if there is life after marriage.rolling on the floor laughing

As it has been clearly said by many throughout time.....

Well cr*p its time to go to work.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Personaly I think The leaders of the world...

crying crying crying

RE: Personaly I think The leaders of the world...

Personally I think the leaders of the world should be replaced by rednecks......one good beer party, watermelon bust and barbaque the whole world would be best drinking buddies. Oh! and invite any aliens that stop by. I here them aliens has some cute women.grin

RE: If you could stop time for just one minute, what....

I'd most likely try to fix my darn watch.tongue I'm not too smart so times.....ok...most of the time.rolling on the floor laughing


dancing

RE: complicating the uncomplicated

It is when the denist goes to pull your tooth but tells you to keep your mouth shut. Then he has to work from the bottom up.

or

When a man wanted to remember his new zip code. He repeats 9..1..oh!..1..1, 9..1..oh!..1..1. Then his little girl walks by trying to remember the new zip also and says "9..10..11, 9..10..11.

or

When you unbuckle your pants and let them fall to the floor. So you can grab the tops of your socks to pull them up.





Truthfully, it is when a person wants to cut one 2x4 and a handsaw is next to the board. The person will hunt for a powersaw, powercord, goggles, gloves, square, pencil, and a tape measure. Then cut the board almost 20 mins. later after getting all ready. The darn board was only needed to prop open the window in the garage.
He could have done it in 60 seconds with the handsaw. Now he has to put all the junk back where it belongs.doh

Cheek to Cheek! And you thought it was dancing!

You must pinch the person above you changing from face cheek to butt cheek each time.

You must pinch my face.......The next will pinch their butt and so on.

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