jlw45 Forum Posts (15,566)

in light of recent events.........

actually, i've sworn off ''show tunes''....one time me and a friend were getting drunk in a bar, and i was belting out my best ethel merman impression {oh, i've got a feeling}....and i was hit on by a gay guy....so, no more show tunes for me

in light of recent events.........

hows about......''ding dong ,the wicked witch is dead''..... ...

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back atcha', darlin'.... ........

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i doubt BHO knows where he's been....except for voting ''present'', nobody else does either

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im a little slow sometimes...but, i just got that

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you mean to tell me mamabama has MORE than TWO face's?..........

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that reminds me....do you know why a hummingbird flies backwards?.....cause he dont want to see where he's going, just where he's been

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me too

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damnit indy.....you sensitive rascal you

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friendships and lovers can come and go, at times....is it because one is right and the other is wrong?....i say, no....people are ALL different...but, when lovers or friends do go, we can't dwell on the why's and if's and he said ,she said...we have to let go...and remember the good times, not the bad times...friendships, wiether lasting or not, ARE the good times...as is for lovers, as well...always remember the good times...because if we dwell on the bad times or what went wrong, we would ALL be a shattered mess.....live today how you would want to be remembered....for tomorrow may not be................................

RE: Paul Newman's best movies

i did'nt see an ''all the above''.....''hud'' was a good one....so was ''cool hand luke''....''what we have here, is failure to communicate''....that was a good line too....

RE: Paul Newman

RE: too personal

exactly

RE: too personal

and you now what they say?....the masses are asses... ....ooops....sorry ship j/k

RE: Are you eating anything right now?

i just had some chocolate covered doughnuts and a cold glass of milk......yummie

RE: Paul Newman

he's stiff hand luke now......{sorry, could'nt resist}

RE: what three animals would you say best discribes you?

hello...some confuse animals with mammals....{there i am ,with that cold cream on the end of my nose }......hmmm........canary, dolphin, puma.....i geuss

RE: Do you think that there is Extraterrestrial life?

yep...i think im off of here too.....good night bettis .....

RE: Do you think that there is Extraterrestrial life?

are'nt comets made up of ice?

RE: Do you think that there is Extraterrestrial life?

have you been watching too many star trek re-runs again?...............

RE: Do you think that there is Extraterrestrial life?

brrrr........

RE: Do you think that there is Extraterrestrial life?

hmmm....intelligent life on another planet?.....im having trouble finding intelligent life on THIS planet

RE: Say something to someone or anyone, mentioning names is optional.

dont complain.....they just now let me out of a secret service holding tank for trying to crash the debate.......i tried to explain i was a canadate....im just glad to gewt out alive buddy

RE: Want to add wise sayings...........Ouotes etc?.............

a bird in the hand....is s* ....~~~~~me

RE: Say something to someone or anyone, mentioning names is optional.

RE: is anybody fed up of this world and wished they lived on another planet ? what's your dream planet ?

i would gravitate to some amazon women ...........

RE: is anybody fed up of this world and wished they lived on another planet ? what's your dream planet ?

forgot to say.....WHATS UP, GILLY!!!

RE: is anybody fed up of this world and wished they lived on another planet ? what's your dream planet ?

the planet of the amazon women ......i dont think any explanation is requiered...............

RE: God is good

that reminds me of an old chinese proverb.....it goes like this......woman who fly in upside down airplane, have crack-up

RE: God is good

what cereal box did you get that off of?