jlw45 Forum Posts

Sep 17, 2008

RE: friendly advice for george w bush

nope....part of being an american is being able to say whatever you think....the KGB aint going to kick your door in here....well, not yey.....so talk away ruiskie

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OPSep 17, 2008

you could've heard a pin drop

ooooo, i know....it aint no fun getting the chills without some extra body heat to help out....but i'll call my dog to bed with me

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OPSep 17, 2008

you could've heard a pin drop

except i aint got nobody to snuggle with

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OPSep 17, 2008

you could've heard a pin drop

i know....i love the fall....it signals snuggeling weather

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OPSep 17, 2008

you could've heard a pin drop

how are you doing mylife?......did you get any bad weather from that hurricane?....they were expecting it to clash with a cold front up in your neck of the woods.....i thaught about you

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OPSep 17, 2008

you could've heard a pin drop

BUSTED?...im not the one with a clevege

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OPSep 17, 2008

you could've heard a pin drop

lol....she'll get over it ,im thinking

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OPSep 17, 2008

you could've heard a pin drop

was it that obvious?
?

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Sep 17, 2008

RE: Do you believe in U.F.O's. Believe those who tell they were abducted. Life elsewhere?

its funny how most sightings are always very close to a major air force base

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OPSep 17, 2008

you could've heard a pin drop

i geuss theres nothing thats perfect huh?....go figure

{except for your presence

}

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OPSep 17, 2008

you could've heard a pin drop

hi HUGZ

we should never forget history

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Sep 17, 2008

RE: gas prices

3.69....the last time i looked {yesterday}

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OPSep 17, 2008

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I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, AND NOT AFRAID TO SAY SO!

You could have heard a pin drop

When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by
the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example
of empire building' by George Bush.

He answered by saying, 'Over the year s, the United
States has sent many of its fine young men and women
into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders.
The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return
is enough to bury those that did not return.'
You could have heard a pin drop.

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There was a conference in France where a number of
international engineers were taking part, including French
and American. During a break, one of the < /SPAN>French engineers
came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest
dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What
does he intended to do, bom b them?'
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our
carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several
hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply
emergency electrica l power to shore facilities; they
have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000
people three meals a day, they can produce several
thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each
day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in
transporting victims and injured to and from their flight
deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does
France have?'

You could have heard a pin drop.

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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval confe rence
that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian,
Australian and French Navies. At a co cktail reception,
he found himself standing with a large group of Officers
that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped
their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that,
whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn
on ly English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have
to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking
French?'
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe
it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans
arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop.

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AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...

Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, a rrived in
Paris by plane At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his
passport in his carry on.
'You have been to France before, mo nsieur?' the customs officer
asked sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France
previously
Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.'
The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to
show it.
'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports
on arrival in France !'
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard
look. Then h e quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore
at Om aha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country,
I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.'

You could have heard a pin drop.

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OPSep 17, 2008