Claayer Forum Posts

OPSep 1, 2008

Well well well... CS IS watched.... hahaha

Wet and cold.. grrrr.. I just lit the fire..

I'm hungry.. can I come for lunch?

Oh hey!.. I was just thinking.. maybe I should call that paper and say I will do it if they let me write a feature on CS..

(no.. not really)

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OPSep 1, 2008

Well well well... CS IS watched.... hahaha

ahh yeah .. thats probably it..

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OPSep 1, 2008

Well well well... CS IS watched.... hahaha

nah lets not bother.. I always managed to divert my own threads..

Anyhooo... you have the day off Walter?

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OPSep 1, 2008

Well well well... CS IS watched.... hahaha

Oh... 31yrs

too young..

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OPSep 1, 2008

Well well well... CS IS watched.... hahaha

Silly chap..

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OPSep 1, 2008

Well well well... CS IS watched.... hahaha

hahahah! You are a mind of info JB

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OPSep 1, 2008

Well well well... CS IS watched.... hahaha

and his profile.. (which was obviously thrown together)

says something like this..

About me: Hoping to make contact with one person on this site.

I'm looking for: A person with the information we're after would be an ideal match for The Sun

Not from me buddy..

I don't like GG at all..

But I'm also not into the human equivalent of fox hunting.

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OPSep 1, 2008

Well well well... CS IS watched.... hahaha

I got a message from a reporter from the newspaper I mentioned yesterday (that are looking for him).. ..

(About Gary Glitter)

Sheeeeeeeet...

me and my big mouth

I can't believe they found what I said on CS.. haha..

Anyway.. he has no pic.. so no reply

Unless of course you want me to feature on Page 3..

::rips off top:::

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OPSep 1, 2008

A joke... hahaha

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver.. when her mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops.

She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a delicious cream slice compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband.

Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you?! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit. It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And you'll now be his carer!'

The woman was feeling
so guilty she broke down and sobbed.

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead.
What did you get?

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Sep 1, 2008