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RE: Mediums & Psychics

When I played jesus in a play in school, had to have clean sheets for that, and then there was the introduction of the,,,,,,,,

NEW DAZgets rid of all nasty dried in stains

RE: Mediums & Psychics

I have a message from afarmust be delivered in romantic setting and clean sheets on the bed

RE: Bid Thanks....

Nobody told ME Have been looking for an excuse to wear my White suit and Black shirt since the early 80's

God Saturday Night Fever, Grease, Footloose, Flashdance, So wanted to see if my body stocking for my Ballet would still fit

RE: Bid Thanks....

Disco

RE: Bid Thanks....

Things are pretty good Pet, how are you as it has been quiet in here for a while

RE: Bid Thanks....

Hi sweetie,

RE: Bid Thanks....

Awwwww Stop it Margo, you will end up giving me a big head with all this praise

There is no Doubt that we will all Die But?????????

I would be very bored if I gave that up, what else would I do for an income at night, you would be really surprised at what people put in the coffins these days

There is no Doubt that we will all Die But?????????

Hiya Nita,

There will be plenty of time to Holiday, sure I'm on one at the moment Just over extending my stay

There is no Doubt that we will all Die But?????????

Now that's more like it

There is no Doubt that we will all Die But?????????

I am really surprised, I thought Women were much braver than Men,


What about the party and the Goodbye's for all your friends and relations

There is no Doubt that we will all Die But?????????

Not Morbid Monday Over the past while I seem to have attended quite a few funerals and wondered to myself while sitting at 1 recently, What some of these people thought about their upcoming future as they had the advance knowledge.

PS. God Bless them all

There is no Doubt that we will all Die But?????????

Not to worry Loraine Pity though I would have enjoyed reading your reply, So you cheeky thing I hope you do live forever Pet and with happiness, Don't like this thing about sneaking out the back door though, Thought Women were braver than that

Woman must be fictional after all

There is no Doubt that we will all Die But?????????

If you were told in advance that you were going to die within a year or two, How would you make changes to your life? Or maybe not change anything,

On a serious note if you were given advance notice What would you really do????

I think I would take a break from work and arrange a massive holiday with all my family and on our return have the biggest party for all my friends and relations

Now wouldn't that make a good post for a night out, The Farewell CS party

Have a serious think and post your reply, I think it should make interesting reading

RE: Tears

The Cars ; Drive Poor wee Childers

RE: Tears

Arms of the Angel

RE: wedding

Well I am a Priest

RE: wedding

1st Sunday there's no Mass

RE: wedding

Always told her to be honest

RE: wedding

Someone pass me the Paddle,

She has gone too far this time, it's okay to call me a drunk, a cross dresser(Well she did catch me in that nuns habit) a heeden, a philanderer, miserable good for nothing Priest, but to call me OLD

Bend over Sister Maggie you are now demoted from Mother Superior back to a nun with a very sore asssss

RE: "(",)*

Polictically correct Version is......................

SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED or else will ensue, then with other like minded females then begin as the begins to flow and so starts the constant while the poor male is left totallyand.

And you then wonder why the male of the species until finally they must return to the habitat and their partner

Use your Imagination, But check the Rules "Page 1"

The Beginning has begun, for you would like to think theJack is only a poor measly drunk, but he watches the Venus Alliens from above, They think they are safe but as they see the shadows cast from the moonlit night upon the ground below them, Shivers run through their bodies, they gather at the feet of their Queen for inspiration as they not only fear their outcome but know in their hearts it will not be Long,,,,,,,,,,

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So now the mission was on to find a new and improved leader. This quest brought them to
Venus!!.....................

Princess Magurita as she shall be know in the future, So as she was the only Female brave enough to insert the Brain Probe into the allien species the voted her to the seat of Power and Wisdom not to mention her vast years of experience in the Abbey as Mother Superior.

This was the time she gained first hand experience of Sado masachism and torture as she practiced her vices on the poor lowly Priests.
But only 1 lived to finally tell the tale and wohs of the now crowned Queen Magurita, Father Jack the only 1 person who knew the mystery behind the Queen.

People laughed and scorned him as he tried desperately to warn them of their upcoming fate at the hands of thisBut they just laughed and jeered calling him a drunk with no name.
A pitiful sight really as the party revellors threw their loose change at him so he could buy more .

But underneath this mystical man lay a shrewd cunning person, A Man of Truth, fearless and proud as by night he would shed his once white collar in exchange for his Truth and Justice and Slayer of Venus CostumeJack

The Venus alliensin aas their fears became trembles as they seen and heard of this new superhero

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wasted all my time editing the whole one and a half pages, correcting spelling errors only to find as I get to page 5 it's there in full

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Have given more thought to their idea, probes could not protrude the super hero’s costume, but also Jack had a secret weapon, Yes he was totally aware of what their Queen had ordered as one of her Angels was loyal only to one,
She held the ear of the Devil Queen and was entrusted with her thoughts and wishes, she knew if she could fill the Devil Queen with her favourite drinks, Snowball and Babycham, the queen would rabbit on all night long as this drink combination was the latest in truth drug therapy.
The Queen had confided in this Angel that she was sad and lonely and it was in a moments anger that she banished the Maralliens from her planet, she had missed preparing his dinner and those everyday things, like the first Kiss in the morning, those secret little meetings that they shared at lunchtime but the feel of his body next to hers in her bed,
Each time the Queen drank her mixture her thoughts always remained the same until she eventually cried herself to sleep.
But as usual the following morning the Queen returned to her nasty ways as she held court with her Angels.
Unbeknown to the Queen, a lot of her Angels did not need the elixir to speak the truth and the corridors of the court echoed with whispers of tears and anguish, “A Man, a man this Kingdom for a Man”
Jack

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were keeping surveilence on their mark(man) as they concealed themselves on the sandy beach in amongst the sunbathing public.......................

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stamp out terrors they came upon, they also needed to know how to.................

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as this was only one of the namy talents they required to help stamp out the...............

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Once upon a time in a place far from here..........................

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Write the next line of the story, 1 Line per post but post as many as you like, it can be your story, romantic love story, thriller with a twist, period drama but you must continue with the story line of the previous POST.

If all goes well we should have a CS Best Seller











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