irishjack Forum Posts (1,544)

RE: The Perfect One For You

Well if it makes you laugh it's a good vision, and Believe me when I tell you, You will Laugh

RE: The Perfect One For You

Sure isn't that the way to be hun, only LMAO..

RE: The Perfect One For You

Admitting the truth, Go on Cherie tell them all you LOVE me,

RE: The Perfect One For You

You haven't seen me in Bed yet sweetie,

RE: The Perfect One For You

And the 13 children

RE: The Perfect One For You

Admitting OUR shortcomings

RE: The Perfect One For You

Sssssssh Wife, I'm trying to recruit more wives for our Tent, you'll scare them off telling them about the 13 kids and no. 14 that your'e holding for me,

RE: The Perfect One For You

No complication then sweetheart,

RE: The Perfect One For You

Things can never be that complicated, complicated is how we make it ourselves,

RE: The Perfect One For You

Wouldn't be Irish if I didn't stick me nose in now,

RE: The Perfect One For You

Name and Shame,

RE: The Perfect One For You

The only way to find out what he's thinking is to ask straight out, confusion then left behind,,,,,,,,,,

RE: to any one listing

2. The rest will always follow if Luck is with you both

RE: The Perfect One For You

RE: Ooh La La

It's a phrase I have to use every morning after putting my teeth in,

RE: Ever played instrument &/or sang in band?

I played Guitar at my parents 25th wedding anniversary, Ohhh what a night, Drummer started off great, next to turn and face the crowd was me, feeling good until I turned, then the neves kicked in,

let's just say I will never be up there with U2:
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Stil hasn't put me off though, some years later came 6th in a talent show, pity there only 6 in it. haha

RE: SECOND CHANCES....

Better to have Lived and Tried than Wondered and Died........

RE: The Perfect One For You

Awww sweetie, you never fail to make me I could be a bit longer now as the canoe is taking in too much water........

Should not be too long, keep everything nice and warm for me.......

RE: The Perfect One For You

Blanca Honey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

7 ????????? I thought I was the only one for you my dear, After all did we not get Married,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Or did We??????? I think the 13 kids scared you off..........

RE: The Perfect One For You

You truly are a very Wicked Lady,

You seem to ask the questions, How about answering them as well,


Okay so, While a person may think that they connect with another here, distance always seems to be one of the major concerns, the other concern is How does one really know that the other is being Truthful in what they say.
I have spoken with quite a lot of people here and they are very good humoroured and great personalities and I think they enjoy chatting with me, But they also might be hust Polite people.

But sure We will never really know until We move to the next Level???

So when are you going to Pledge your undying Love for me Wicked, I know you want to..........


Good Post...........Wicked

RE: Will you marry me?

My canoe is in the water babe's and I'm rowing up the yellow river,
By the way all girls don't squat...................

RE: Will you marry me?

Good One though,,,,,,,,,,,

RE: Reality TV?? Whats your take??

yes Hun, There is so much reality in the home and everything is real no need to act it out just because a camera or 10 is watching your every move,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Smile Honey we are all watching you,

And you told me a lie, nothing wrong with your gravity, hehehehehe

RE: Will you marry me?

Well sweetie, I don't know her but I know you would not put me in harms way and besides you can always write my name on the soles of my feet just in case..................

RE: Will you marry me?

I like Roseanne Honey, You see your'e in tune with me already,
She will bring plenty of laughs into the hareem especially when she sees me Naked.

RE: A question to other ladies: profiles without photos?

What did you Do???????????????

RE: Will you marry me?

isn't Funny all the same, there are still some Countries in the World that a man can have as many wives as he chooses,

You very seldom hear of them getting seperated or divorced...........

I wonder could the following reasons have something to do it........

1. The Wives do not give out if Hubby is home late from work

2. They are never short of Adult company to chat with.

3. Husband never complains about the Wife having a headache as they all cannot have one on the same day............

4. Many Hands make Light work, so Household chores are shared ie. It's not my turn to Hoover until another 18 days.

5. Never short of Clothes or shoes as the wardrobes are like stores instead of walk in closet's,

6. Finally, The wives never complain or Moan as they know what the consequences will be..........

Just a Thought, So who want to sign up for me Little Hareem

RE: A question to other ladies: profiles without photos?

I don't have my picture up, 1 because most of the pictures of me are with my children, ( Don't want to scare potential partners off if they can count to 13 )
The pictures I have on my own are too old as they were taken in my younger days and I do not wish to decieve anyone.

Finally I'm just goin through a mid life crisis, my wife left me, and everything went downhill from there, Then my hair left me, Then I woke up 1 morning and there was hair growing from my nose and ears.

All in 1 day I had this big fat beer belly and a pair of man puppies but to make matters worse, my what used to be an okay sausage dog shrivelled up and shrank and I have to promise him lots of little nice things just so he will come out of the forest in the mornings.

At least some of the ladies might get to know me a little before I have to let them down or isit they may let down????????
Off the Edge of a very High Cliff......

RE: Will you marry me?

I still LOVE ya

RE: The good wife's guide

An Irish Priest was doing Missionary work in the Philipines
He had to return home for some months but on his return he noticed a change in the Society.

The Women of the small village now walked in front of the Husband,
This confused the Priest as he had always known that the womans place was to walk behind her Husband.

So he went to see the Elder One of the Village and asked him how did such a thing happen in such a short space of time.

The Elder replied Well when the Japenese left the islands they forgot to take their Landmines with them...................