irishjack Forum Posts (1,544)

RE: To Nuala&Jim

NO You will have a lemonade like the rest of the girls

RE: To Nuala&Jim

I heard on the Grapevine that Scotsmen don't like to part with their money But as it's Jim wer'e talkin about sure he's now half Irish so I don't think it will bother him too much about buying the first lot of drinks

Still though better keep an eye for a guy wearing a blankett outside the pub sitting on the ground just in case it's Jim,,,,,,, as everyone of his adopted children seem to be going and he might need all the help he can to buy the first round


Just as well Nuala is Rich

RE: To Nuala&Jim

I wonder will you still be smiling Jim & Nuala when it comes to buying the first drink for all your adopted family

RE: IF WOMEN RULED D WORLD !!!

There ain't no womb in dare with all the Testosterone and manly bits after all where do ye think all that exta meat comes from as they get all excited

RE: What would you do?

YOUR'E IN ME WILL

RE: What would you do?

How could ye not get on with me

RE: What would you do?

Arghhhhhhhhhh I thought it was the 8th, Now I have to disappoint ye Mummy Love, I cannot go


Seriously though if you are getting on well with this Handsome chap, you should maybe organize a drink out together and find out what he thinks really, A lot loter years ago I tried to do a good deed by going to a do where a friend had been let down, had an OK time but I knew nobody there as they were all friends of my friend, I kinda felt in the way a bit as she became a bit worried about leaving me alone while she had a bit of craic with her friends.

I did not have a problem as I knew in advance what I was letting myself in for so I did have a good time and as she had a great time it all worked out good in the end.

But I did know this girl friend pre the party,,,, so I think it would be an advantage to get to know your friend that bit better before putting him in amongst strangers and that would include yourself as much.

Sorry I cannot go again, but I am always as ever in High Demand

RE: Help :(

Well the weekend is nearly upon us once again, so time to relax and have a wee drink and have lots and lots of fun and happiness

RE: Help :(

Typical Blonde periods only come once a Month

RE: i really need.....

You gazed into my eyes as you came through the checkout gates at Customs, I thought you were going to jump all over me but you just flicked your hair back behind your shoulders and walked away to yourself

RE: i really need.....

SURE YOU IGNORED ME IN THE AIRPORT THE OTHER DAY

RE: i really need.....

ON THE WAY TESS HUNNY,,,,,,,,,BE PREPARED AS I AM NOW A HAIRY WITH AN EVEN BIGGER

RE: i really need.....

DID YOU RING FOR ME SWEETIE

RE: i really need.....

Here comes the HUGGY MONSTER Hands that wander around Female bodies and HUG them until they smile or in some cases SCREAMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

RE: i really need.....

Well I got loads last week and the week before so I have lots of them to give,,, God I feel all American now,,,,,,,Have a Nice Day and here is a HUGE HUG

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

To all that sent me flowers and mail over the past 2 weeks, I would just like to say THANK YOU VERY MUCH, it really means a lot that I was in your thoughts,

Well I'm not ashamed to say it but my keyboard is soaking wet from the tears as I am totally surprised with the mail and flowers on my return,
So Thank You all again, Love yese lots and these are for you all,

RE: DANDELION IN JULY MEET.

They won't let you in, Your'e too OLD

RE: Happy Birthday Nitak

I go away for a few days and ye all have parties without me

WHERE IS MY PIECE OF CAKE



NITA have a great day, hope you like the present I sent you

RE: What type of Lover are you?

Missed Ye Mags

RE: What type of Lover are you?

AND THE BEST IS ALWAYS LAST


Cancer
A true romantic, you sometimes hide your allure behind your feelings. A happy love life is one of your main priorities, you will do anything to protect it. Your sentimentality may scare some people off, as you expect your partners to return your feelings. You are searching for harmony and a perfect bond, prizing fidelity above all else. Unfortunately however, you are easily hurt and sometimes take things too seriously. You are a romantic lover.

Alas though still awaiting that special one to arrive and live the life of Happiness

RE: Your very last chance...

Finally I have spent all my life holding the door open for everyone else At least NOW I get to go through the door First Instead of always being Last

Just wondering who will get my job as the Hotel Doorman

RE: envy

WELL I know it's unsual for me But I was trying to be Polite

RE: envy

What you should do is find out if he has another Daughter and try Marry her,,,,,,,At least if you end up getting Divorced you will end up with half

If that doesn't work you'll just have to do what the rest of us did and bite the Bullet,,,,,get a Mortgage and spend the rest of your life paying it off and if your'e lucky you might get out for a drink ONCE A MONTH,,,,,,,,

But it does get easier after the first 10 Years,,,,,you can even begin to buy furniture Finally

RE: NUALA

How can she give her LOVE when she's not well



Get Well soon Nuala

RE: Feeling Rotten.....

An old Al Jolson song,,,,,,,,,,,,

Mammy

RE: Feeling Rotten.....

Well been a Man,,,,,did try that first but bursted into singing like 1 of the Bee Gees on speed

RE: Feeling Rotten.....

Could have told me earlier Hair like Wurzel Gummige now,,,,Electric

RE: Feeling Rotten.....

I can do the Real one's as well Honey But you would only laugh at my Costume,,,,,,,AGAIN

RE: Feeling Rotten.....

For you my little suffergettekiss

RE: Feeling Rotten.....

Everytime I hear that WORD