I f you've got a good joke post one

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.


Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

RE: i dont beleive in ghosts completely,but....

I saw a ghost once,It was knocking about on the beach.

RE: Have You Ever Made Love Longing For It To Be Over?

I hate to be the one to ask,but are you a professional?

RE: ur choice of alcahol

shandy all the way

RE: Dating A Caveman/Woman.....Check Bin-Laden´s Succesful Dating Site..

yes indeed,you can always turn to the bottlecheers

RE: Dating A Caveman/Woman.....Check Bin-Laden´s Succesful Dating Site..

Why would they want a caveman when they have have me??
I must admit I'm a very spunky guyyay

RE: do black clothes....

Do black clothes on men stimulate women?

RE: The Man/Woman of Your Dreams Said Yes To Dinner At Your Place. What 10 Songs Would You Play?

The ramones -porridge in a potty.

Johnny Cash - Hurt

RE: single dads

BECAUSE YOUR DAMNED IF YOU DO & DAMNED IF YOU DONT!

RE: Ok this is why women topic

Ohhh snap u don't get it do you?

Women telling you they're considering getting back with a ex- no matter how much of a A hole he was,Is really them saying in a polite way they're not interested..........

RE: Meeting someone off the internet

I met Bazza who's now one of my new best friends in RL.We congregate down at the local most weekends.
I've also met a psychopathic cat lady that attempted to poisen one of my dogs for chasing her cat.......

RE: Israel: War = Expansion

Lol..... spoken like a true American red neck

RE: Whats your favourite food?

Hamburgers

RE: My deepest sympathies...

Rip to all the men of the Pike mining disaster.
Absolute Tragedy..................

RE: why vote for me and not contact me

There's plenty more fish in the sea.

RE: whats a good remedy for sunburn, when the chemist,s shut?

Remedy = keep out of the suns rays during peak temp....

RE: Are you interested in dating people 20 years older than you?

not if I had to catrt them around in a wheel chair.................

RE: Why do men like boozing down at the pub/club so much

Well I'm comfortable with who I'am......nothing like downing a couple pies then washing em back with a few cold ones dancing

RE: If you were to describe yourself

Home brewing for dummies

RE: Why do men like boozing down at the pub/club so much

I always have had a way with words......blunt & foward.
I'm here for the same reason your are buddy doh

RE: Dumped via txt message

my wife told me she wanted to seperate via txt,mind you I was at the pub & she's bed bound....so go figure newzealand

RE: Why do men like boozing down at the pub/club so much

We do it because we're a bunch of piss heads & to get away from nagging women newzealand cheers

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