Well my ole lady lef me she had a big ole' round rump. The dog ran away, cos he got the hump My sister got laid, Now shes got a bump. Oh lord why, d'they always pick on me?
My truck got a leak it drinks oil like a lush my neighbour's so loud, Im gonna tell him to hush His daughter's so cute, But she gone got thrush Why,Lord d'they always pick on me?
Careful with Michael Jackson writing the music to that movie, and it being about small boys and big powerful male mammals, your free willy and that Free Willy might have different connotations
Now that is very generous of you. Can you drive with (I think you call it) stick shift. It has 6 gears and a clutch. But it is a British car, so the drivers side is on the right ...
I have left my keys in the car, with my iPod in clear view for 48 hours. Someone took the keys out, put them under the seat with the iPod, and left a note apologising for doing it.
It is THE most democratic country in the world. The govt actually listens to its people. Its very fair on its visitors. They tell you the laws and if you dont stick to them, they punish you heavily. The Swiss people are also very law-abiding
During the summer it is like heaven. Sunshine during the day, rain at night. You can climb high mountains, go swimming in deep mountain lakes, float down the meanering rivers on an inflatable boat, or just sit in a field with some well behaved swiss cows and read.
The people are nice, the cost of living is expensive, but they earn loads of money. The majority of them are fitter than mountain goats, and healthier than a bag of healthy things.
In the top two thirds (where I am) they speak German, in the bottom bit they speak French/Italian/Romanish (the climate is mediterranean there, as opposed to northern european here)
People smile when they walk down the street. there is very little crime. You cannot walk more than 300 metres without someone wishing you a good day.
Its a beautiful Sunday morning here in Switzerland.
The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and all the Swiss are out walking their dogs, horses or cows. Sitting on my balcony being overlooked by snow capped mountains, and lush green forests. All I need is more coffee, and then I can flyyyyyyyyyyy Life is just awesome!!!!
Ahhh ok, there was me thinking it was a Good 'Ole Boy expression, I havent heard before!
Right ... my palms ... on your reader .... hmmm Gonna have to give it a miss this time Joe, Ill just wait back here with the others ... see if you get some interest with this "reader" of yours ....
20 years ago my mum died and left me some money. I was distraught and pi55ed it up the wall. But one of the things I bought was a stuffed cuddly toy in the shape of Garfield. Same sort of size as a clenched fist.
On him I put a badge that says "Stick & stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
He has never left my side. In 20 years, I have travelled the globe, and he is the first thing I look for when I pack and get ready to move on.
He is now no longer orange and his smile is a little crooked. The badge is faded but you can still see the words, and one of his ears has a tear in it where the cat got jealous.
Who ever this is that has done this to you,then that person is really not worthy of you.
I look at your pictures and your profile and think WOW! What a beauty. But how can I ever hope to understand what it is that makes you feel so down. All I or anyone else can say is that it is not the darkness that is calling you. It is the light that is dimming. You are not ready for the darkness yet, you have too much to do. Your job here on planet Earth is not finished.
The world needs you. We need you. We need your brains, we need your intelligence. (To express this is the sign of serious intelligence)
If you are thinking that you are having a bad day ...
Last week North Korea tested some missiles One of the seven missiles launched on July 5th, went off course and hit land, destroying a family business in Bangkok, Thailand.
It was early Wednesday morning as Mr Thaksin Lyndaune and son Rocky were setting up their roadside food stand when they saw a burning object heading towards them.
They ran for cover and after the impact they couldn't believe the devastation.
Thaksin said, "It was horrific. My son and I were covered in rice, black beans and a choice of corn or flour fajitas.
Their lawsuit is scheduled to be heard at the International Court in Amsterdam later this year. They seek compensation of $693.41. This includes the cost of their business on wheels and 210 fajitas with everything on them.
North Korea is refusing to pay claiming that their investigation uncovered that the business wasn't licensed and didn't have the required board of health inspection certificate.
So, when your whole life is destroyed in front of your eyes, and the perpetrators of the act refuse to recompense you, because they dont have to, then you have something to feel sad for.
Life really will get better .... trust me, I know.
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and you are one helluva mutha!