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RE: Bashing America and it's people!

My advise to you leave the steroids alone! Pwaaaar pwaaaar phaaaaar!
Schimmel nearly wet with delight! What a lovely come back.
Well done ol' boy.

RE: Bashing America and it's people!

Maybe someone should remind Gwenie to remind her pappy inlaw not to sell the field behind the blind school to the developers (Topsham road Exeter UK) Those children enjoy feeling the breeze on their young faces and fresh air in their lungs. Mr Martin also wants to use the same access as the children use for the site traffic.
That is an interesting conversation for Gwenie to have with any English man.

RE: can you ladys tell me whey.

Nope sorry that was just infantile gibberish! What are you trying to communicate here I dont uderstand you simpleton!

RE: HELLO :) :) :)

Das SCHIMMEL needs no introduction, just bow down before he!


Kind Regards
Das SCHIMMEL

RE: Thoughtful Sayings.

Woman are feeble like a useless man servant or dying mule, so says Das SCHIMMEL

RE: friday nights

With those three digits at the end of your name Jason I'm surprised your lost for ideas on a Friday evening. Remember who makes work for idle hands.

RE: I'm a new one :P

Just remember to bring a toothbrush. I've arranged for my bulter to pick you up from the station. Dinner will be served at 8 dead on. Then let the fun begin.

RE: my friend

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One Night only with The Schimmel

Love to chat old boy but my neighbour Henry is here with his big chopper. He must be here to take me for a ride. Must dash. Toodle pip

One Night only with The Schimmel

Phaw phaw ! Come come little Glynster there's always room for one more at Castle Schimmel

One Night only with The Schimmel

I very excited by this film idea. Ah yes it takes me back to my days in Africa

One Night only with The Schimmel

Maybe you could both wrestle over me while I video. How scrummy and mouth watering a film that would make for the old collection.

One Night only with The Schimmel

Well chums, I have to fly now as I'm off to please my butlers wife. Cheerio

One Night only with The Schimmel

Sorry one night only the schimmel is a very busy entity.

One Night only with The Schimmel

Paper bags sound fun, not tried that before, I'm game if you are?

One Night only with The Schimmel

Of course you would, the Schimmel is not one to be taken lightly, only the best can handle a night with the master of love.

One Night only with The Schimmel

What would yoou do and why?

RE: should they remove the viel

Remove their veil and curtsie is not asking a lot when one meets the great jack straw. We pull out our hair and thump our chest whenever our Lord tony appears before our mortal eyes.

RE: a poem i wrote about 5 years ago

Have you thought about having your works published? It even has the quality of song lyrics to it.

RE: How would a shy guy get a cute girl to like him?

No chance the ladies like an abrupt, rough stallion of a gent! I should know. Not someone with a pensioner's leg.

RE: Winking on dating sites

Ooops thought that said something else then.

RE: wish granted

I would allow windy woman to have a collection of my self portraits in oil and photograph.

my friend Herman Rarebell

My friend is Herman Rarebell jnr, son of said German hard rock drummer. His father will be pleased you remember him.

my friend Herman Rarebell

Many of you being wrestling fans will have heard of my oldest friend Herman Rarebell the no holds barred German cage fighter. We've had many an enjoyable evening playing with the ladys and wrestling one another naked while primed in lubricating baby oil. My problem is that since Herman's near fatal beating by Klaus Miene and his subsequent 6 month coma he has not been as fun to be around. For example, his wheel chair cannot climb stairs. A major hinderence for a evening on the town. As for our bouts of male wrestling, well it's far to easy for me to get the old boy into a choke hold. I feel all the sparkle has gone from our plutonic realationship. Shall I leave him to fester in his own misery or should I do the honest thing and put him out of his misery?

RE: What are you?

I am everything a lady needs

RE: Is Vulnerable and Needy the Same thing??

With timing and pratice x

RE: Is Vulnerable and Needy the Same thing??

I turn the vulnerable into the needy. Praise Allah for my daily bread.

RE: Canada next target of Aussie-Frog alliance!

Oh nay! Those Aussie blighters got shipped down under years ago , they still have a fear of the power crazed nutters. The electric chair, leathal injection and your off shore detention camps, I don't know many people foolhardy enough to step foot in your county.The French are a beautiful nation who settled Canada into the peaceful friendly place it is today.

The ways of love

Sorry old boy ! I mean culture. I guess you were destroying it.

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