getcarter Forum Posts (383)

RE: Would you marry again?

I have a friend that can teach you how to pick mushrooms!

RE: Would you marry again?

I know a widow of 3times and she said she would definitely marry again.

I asked "What happened to your 1st husband?" She said He died from eating poison mushrooms."

Well I asked, "What about the 2nd husband?" She replied, "He died from eating poison mushrooms."

I then asked. "What happened to your 3rd husband?" She replied. "Brain concussion."

I said, "Brain concussion! How did that happen?" She replied, "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"

RE: Nutella being sued by mother who claims it isn't a healthy food.

It is a great dessert

RE: IF A GUY SPLITS THE BILL ONN THE FIRST DATE, IS HE-DATEABLE????

liza you're going to need a cocktail to settle down and get to bed. My treat what will you have? Do you have the tip?? I got it!!!!

RE: Canada.

I don't know their census data, but I can help you with directions. Go east until your hair floats and keep going until it's dry,

RE: IF A GUY SPLITS THE BILL ONN THE FIRST DATE, IS HE-DATEABLE????

I was asked out on a date and she insisted to pay. I felt awkward and told her how I felt. She insisted on paying for the dinner. I ordered the cheapest thing on the menu and took care of the rest of the evening. I really had to be insistent. Why did I feel that way? We went out for a few more months...I paid. We still talk.

RE: Haggis Ban

White or black haggis? Or am I off base? Isn't one soaked in blood and the other is w/oats?

Yummy

RE: Relationship leading to marriage

I don't ever, ever want to be married again. I only share my photos w/my friends who I built a relationship with. But I sincerely wish you good luck & happiness.

RE: plentyoffish got hacked

That's because I practice Catch & Release

RE: How can people afford to date these days?

I had that problem while in high school, but not since then. I paid my way thru college and always had enough skins to go on dates. My ex and I split our gold mine in half she got the gold and I got the shaft, I love that song. I digress. I don't want to sound like a jerk, but if you need extra income get a second job. Maybe I'm lucky I don't have that problem so maybe you can use your imagination. Going for a bike ride and having a picnic, cook for her. There are a lot of things you can do w/o burning a hole in your pocket.

RE: Party! Party! Party!

My demon came out in a previous reply.

But more to the point.....

RE: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN INTERNET DATE?

I also been out with people I met who were and still are friends.

RE: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN INTERNET DATE?

I've been on a few, not from this site. We started w/chatting and w/the exception of one, her husband showed up, they went pretty good. I'm still friends w/a couple. I even introduced one of my dates to my friend and they've been dating since last July. It works if you put the time in and get to know someone before you go out on a date.

RE: SOYLENT GREEN FOOD BARS

For some reason it deleted Thanksgiving in the U.S.A.

RE: SOYLENT GREEN FOOD BARS

@ Thanksgiving we eat turkey as a main dish. The kids all want the leg or drumstick, because of its enormous size.

What would the table conversation be like w/soylent green as the main dish? "I want a leg!" "I'll take some breast meat." "Do you want white or dark meat?" Is that a loaded question or what?

RE: SOYLENT GREEN FOOD BARS

Just went veegan Jan 1st. Does it come in tofu? Does it count if the person i was eating was a veegan? Does it come in veggie shapes?

RE: REVENGE!!!!!

RE: REVENGE!!!!!

Hope you're not burning all your bridges. it's not healthy for you. I rather take the direct approach an get in someone's face. then determine if they are worth be part of my life.

RE: REVENGE!!!!!

Hey I differ w/people time to time and have it out right there and then. Then it's over. But, revenge is a plate best served cold.

RE: Test tube food?

It's amazing how they can get a steer or a pig into those little vials. And what about those sailboats in glass bottles. What will they be sticking into test tubes next...humans?

RE: B horror movie marathon

Rosy Grier!!! Did he have a bad small afro goin on?

RE: B horror movie marathon

Hey it's me. Is it an old movie w/Ray Milan? I can't remember, but strictly speaking as a man the big head won out over the little head and they all lived happily ever after. The End

RE: Do you think that men marry with ladies only for money?

According to my friend we have it all wrong. Your first marriage is for love and the second you marry for money. He's been divorced 3 times and is getting married again! TRUE STORY lol I've been his best man twice. He lives in Naples, Fl & I'm in Chicago, IL.

RE: What ever happened to equality

NP
our boy was a little confused also...but I think he was just trying to get a rise out of you.

Back @ you. Ladies the Romans had a saying, "illegitimus non carborundum." Don't let the bastrads grind you down." I don't think they really said that, but it's good advice.

RE: What ever happened to equality

What have you been drinking...lol Better yet what time did you start?

RE: SOMETIMES I THINK......

GN

RE: SOMETIMES I THINK......

I'm from Chi-Town, Chicago, we eat hash browns. i do make a badass spinach & feta omelet, pancakes or crepes?

RE: SOMETIMES I THINK......

W/nice biceps

RE: SOMETIMES I THINK......

i drove thru Brayton on my way to Silver Lake, good bass fishing, and there were road signs all along I80 Where are all the good men? And A hard man is good to find..welcome to brayton Sorry man just goofing w/you

RE: SOMETIMES I THINK......

NOT ME!!!!

u get real turkey non of that processed stuff.