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Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Hi Rosebud, Twister that sounds very interesting. Bring it on.
I'll try anything once.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Paws, I said you can take my Explorer. But geez don't think we
can wait for you and cat to get back from Vegas for the liquor.

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

You know you have to remove that shirt for a body shot.
Do you need a little help?blushing blushing kiss kiss

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Hey Bernie, Shall we teach how to do a tequila body shot?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Katine, Bring those sandwiches and come on over girl. I think
Paws is doing the liquor run.handshake handshake cheers cheers

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

OK Paws, I don't have a truck but you can borrow my explorer.
Should hold all we need. So what do we wamt for music? I
have quite a variety.

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Sounds like a good idea Tinker. We have Billy Bob's
and Time Out. Both good places to just kick back and
have a few drinks and meet people.handshake handshake cheers cheers

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Paws just checked my supply. I have vodka, wine, black velvet
and budlight in a bottle. What else do we need. Who wants to
make the liquor run? I need to stay and greet my guests.

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

WOW!!! Look who joined the party. He's a hot one ladies.
Hey Bernie, Are you up for some fun?cheering cheering hug hug cheers cheers

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Sorry Paws, She's purring. Better to let purring cat's lie.
Love you Cat

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Hey Tinker, Only about 21/2 HOURS. Let's party on girl.cheers cheers

RE: Am I Shutting Down ?

Have a party going on at my place. Come on over. You will go
away in a much better frame of mind.

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Distance no problem, just get that imagination working.

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Hell ya, All are invited, just plan on having a good time.banana banana hug hug cheers cheers

Friday Night Blues Any Suggestions

Just sitting here thinking damn it's Friday night and I have
nothing planned. Anybody want to come over and have a few drinks?
Maybe we can get a party started.cheers cheers handshake handshake yay yay

RE: Am I Shutting Down ?

Paws, You shutting down, I doubt that. We all have bad days.
Put the smile back on and it will all get better. I have not
shut down as far as the feelings go, just particular about,
when and where to act on those feelings. Luv Ya Paws

RE: On the flip side ... Women and food

Thank You dix, You are a beautiful person

RE: Me and Wikked are going shopping ... u wanna come?

Let's see, stop by Victoria's Secrets, a nice
black and red lacy number that I have my eyes
on. Then the video store for just the right
mood music. Last but not least, the adult toy
store, maybe new handcuffs and well let's just
leave that too the imagination shall we?

Thoughts For The Day

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock
Will prevent you from going back to sleep
After hitting the snooze button

RE: Who is on your favorite feature?

I have 11, but it changes from week to week.

Thoughts For The Day

For high blood pressure sufferers...
Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes
Rememder to use a timer.!!!!

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Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
Get someone else to hold them while you slice away!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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Good Mornin'Paws
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto!! The blockage will be gone.

Thoughts For The Day

Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. OMGICSM!!!!!

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Have a bad tooth ache?
Smash your thumb with a hammer
You will for get all about your toothache!!!help help

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Hi really nice guy !!!! Ain't this fun?
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.
Then you will be afraid to cough!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat.
Simply use the sink!!!! LMAOrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules
of life really are... WD-40 and Duct Tape
If it does not move and should use the WD-40
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape

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Thank You, Desperately in need of coffee!!!!!

Thoughts For The Day

If you woke up breathing, congratulations, you get another chance. Be really nice to your family and friends, you never know when you may need someone to empty your bed pan.!!!!
Some people are like slinkies... They are not really good for anything, but, they still bring a smile to your face when you push tham down a flight of stairs!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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