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Short Jokes!!!

I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curves.

I went to San Francisco-- I found someone's heart.

Experience is what you get when you did not get what you wanted.

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit
standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

Short Jokes!!!

I saw a bank that said," 24Hour Banking", but I don't have that
much time.

Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

Answering machine message==(Darth Vader Voice) Speak, Worm!!!

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press?
I don't get it!!!

I could not find the remote control to the remote control.

When you choke a smurf, what color does it become?

RE: CS. Dream, reality, a delusion ?

I will phrase this in my cowgirl know how. I have had my heart
tromped twice since joining this site. I only wish these two
men the best and hope they have a good life with the ladies
they chose. But as I age each year, so do my thoughts on life
and the time I have left. Will I take that chance again? You
damn right. If my heart gets broken again I will sew the pieces
back together, climb back on that bronc and stay in the saddle
until I no longer get bucked off.

RE: how honest is TOO honest?

Of course I would and have Urs. Has got me no where, but would
do it again if I feel the need.

RE: If you could move anywhere...

I am going way out on the limb here, but at this very moment
if I could wiggle my nose and be there, I would definetely be
in Australia!!!smitten smitten Reasons, personal.wink wink smitten smitten

RE: What is the economy like in YOUR area?

When I was working at the hunting lodge I was making $11.00 an
hour, plus tips per room. The least tip I would have in each
room was $50.00 bucks. There are jobs to be had if people are
willing to work. Also depends on type of work someone is looking
for.

RE: I'm in Pennsylvania!

Hi Joe, Glad to see you and more important, very glad to hear
you got to spend that precious time with your kids. Memories
built that no one can ever take from you. I also miss our late
night craziness in the forums.You had me LMAO more times than
I can remember. Take Care My Friendhug hug

RE: Why is there so many people on here that have relatioships?

I am here for the fact that I am a widow and hope to find that
special someone to journey through life with me. Have had my
heart tromped on a couple of times. But that iS OK, as they say
live and learn. I have been here several months and have made
many friends. Will want to stay in contact with them no matter
if I do get connected. I also enjoy the forums a great deal.wave wave

RE: Good Karma!

Take a minute, put on some slow mood music, light a few
light scented candles. Sit on the bed or floor.
Close your eyes. Let the aromas and music take over your
thoughts. Release the negative thoughts you may be feeling.
Put yourself in a trance like state. Think on good
thoughts, such as love and sharing that love and joy to
those all around. Now just concentrate on that thought for
a few minutes with your eyes still closed. Now open them,
feel so refreshed, go on about your day, giving love
and joy to those you meet with a smile or a kind word.

RE: Friendships

Laurie, I consider myself blessed to have you for a friend.hug hug

RE: Vote for Prom Queen here.....

I vote for Serenity a very special ladyhug hug

RE: Vote for Prom King Here...

I vote for gibsonish, the first guy daring enough to
dance with mewave wave wink wink

RE: The French connection, my heart has been taken.

Angel, Oh my gosh hon I can't even begin to tell you how
happy I am for you. You deserve this and so much more. I
will be keeping you in my prayers for a long and happy life
with this gentleman. And yes I do believe it can happen.
Otherwise I would have no reason to even be on this site.

Take Care and May God Bless, Lindahug hug kiss

RE: WHO STARTED THE WAR???

What takes place in your chambers Fabs?dunno dunno

RE: do you want to dance by moon light under the stars

I need to express no feelings here. I have them in my heart
where they will forever remain.

RE: why can't you see me

Seek not perfect love
Seek to love perfectly

RE: why can't you see me

When you feel you have cried your river
And your throat aches from the tears shed
And your mind is exhausted from feeling
And your heart feels as if it is dead

Raise your eyes to the skies and recall
How lovely a full moon can be
See the stars shining gently on all
And remember that special person in your life

Call that special person you know is there
Waiting to help you through the pain
The one who does not judge you
But listens, so that you may soon love again

RE: Older Women meeting the Younger man

Thank you Moodyblue and I must say I agree. We just know what
we want and know how to say it in a more seductive manner.
wink wink hug

RE: TO GET OR NOT TO GET THAT IS THE QUESTION?

Still not gettin' any except playin' around in the
girl talk thread.kiss kiss hug hug

RE: RSVP for Prom here....We need to know whos taken!!

Or we can drink punch, insruct the D.J. on the best tunes
to play and sit back and chat about whatever comes happens
to enter our minds.wink wink

RE: RSVP for Prom here....We need to know whos taken!!

I have no date either Michael. Let's just go solo, drink punch
and dance the night away!!!dancing dancing dancing

RE: Confirmed Bachelors and Dates For the Prom Auction

I want Belushi for my date. Sorry Jim, but if Belushi will
accept you need to find another date sweety.wink wink
Belushi, will you go to prom with me? Will it be OK if we
take Jim with us?hug hug kiss kiss dancing dancing

RE: Cyber friends anyone???

Welcome to the forums shydi16. No way, I spend a lot of time
in the forums, especially late nights when I'm unable to
sleep. But my life is complicated enough, don't need to add
more drama.

RE: IF YOU COULD

I would give my heart to a gentleman that is to be
the one for me to spend the rest of my life with!!!hug hug

RE: TO GET OR NOT TO GET THAT IS THE QUESTION?

I'm not
With no one
Difinetly need when that right person comes along!!!wink wink hug hug

Shallow Thoughts!!!

Hmmmmm Guess looking had his say and then disappeared.
Whatta' guy!!!confused confused dunno dunno

RE: I've fallen on some very hard times

So glad to see you back Thunder. Missed seeing you in the
forums. If you have a way to get to Nebraska my door is
always open. Will help in any way I can if you get here.
Take Care, Lindawave hug

RE: How Open Are You About Displaying Affection?

PDA Very romantic. Love it!!!hug hug kiss kiss

RE: Just Because...

Burt, So very true. Thank you for sharing.hug

RE: Do you believe that some people enter your life for a lifechanging reason??

I have recently met such a person on CS. He has become such
an imortant part of my life. I have him on chat and we talk
for hours. He is very intellectual, so we get into some very
deep conversations. He listens to anything I may need to talk
about and I do the same. I am so thankful we found each other.
No matter where my journey through the rest of my life takes
me, we will always be best of friends.

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