Surely you want us to pick out something to adorn that fine body of yours don't you Paws...and...ummm...I'm available if you need any help in the dressing room!! ...you know...to make sure everything fits just right...
Well...maybe they should make something like "maternity" pants for men...you know they have that stretchy panel in the front...that makes room for the parts that "grow"...
Let's see, stop by Victoria's Secrets, a nice black and red lacy number that I have my eyes on. Then the video store for just the right mood music. Last but not least, the adult toy store, maybe new handcuffs and well let's just leave that too the imagination shall we?
SirenLydiaBury St Edmunds, Suffolk, England UK4,138 posts
Can I come too? I need a whole new wardrobe according to my daughter and shoes and handbags. Also due for an eye test and some shades! I'll treat us all to lunch al fresco.
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Urs, what you needing?