My daughter got me drunk on vodka shots - they keep asking if they can get me drunk again coz they think it is funny - all i remember is crying and telling them what a bad mother I was
We have a few animals that got lost - our last dog that moved in was wandering around Ascot and was going through the bins for food - my daughter enticed it into her car with Maccas (no comment from you BB)she took it to the local vet who found its owner - the owner was going through a marriage breakup and said he was taking the dog to the RSPCA - my daughter went and got the dog and brought it home - i think it had been bashed coz it was very nervous - but a year later and with a new name - she now answers to Fat Ranga - and she is a good dog - very protective of my daughter and she gets along with the other 4 dogs and 5 cats.
Not unless Billy goats give milk - I would want to make cheese - and my favourite soap is goats milk soap so I would have to learn how to make that as well
RE: Bedroom Talk
Will it tickle?