An 80-year-old man walks into his doctors office, for his yearly check up. The doctor asks him how he has been feeling.
"I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old fiance who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he woke up late, and when he was finally heading out of the door he was a little rushed, and he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old thought about it and said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
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