MichaelHMichaelH Forum Posts (620)

RE: You Know You Are Alone When............

When youre on a dating site....and still talking about being alone.

RE: Can a person have a split personality?

They all say "Thanks".

RE: Can a person have a split personality?

I don't think its possible to have split personalities. Thats what the voices in my head tell me, anyway.

Things only women understand...

doh

Wife 1.0

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. It may even crash your system.

Things only women understand...

OK, I'm lost. dunno

Things only women understand...

That was about being intelligent.

Things only women understand...

Can we have a test honeymoon first?

Things only women understand...

Nah...I just fake it.

Things only women understand...

You already did.

Things only women understand...

About time you asked.

RE: Baby Mama Drama.....Baby Daddy Drama......

Been there, done that, didn't like having my life threatened every other day.

Things only women understand...

These are things YOU understand. I'm still more confused than a baby in a strip bar.

RE: Best Kept Secrets About Men

Don't think I could argue with that.

Things only women understand...

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. Other women

RE: The Perfect One For You

Sorry...just getting to know her...not going to say who.

RE: The Perfect One For You

I don't think there are "perfect" matches, but there is one here that has my attention. Would love to know her better.

RE: you think you know your music?

Rush

RE: you think you know your music?

Damn, she beat me to it.

RE: you think you know your music?

Patience....Guns N Roses

RE: this is a suggestion to the CS staff

Being able to save favorite threads.
A "buddy list" on the main page.

The downside to adding new features is that it may take a lot of rewriting the sites scripting/code, and modifying the database structure, then doing ample testing to verify that any changes not only function, but are also secure, without losing the current site functionality and data.

RE: did you know

I agree

RE: What costume would you be for halloween??

I know who I wanna go trick or treating with this year....

RE: Tony Wright was first in line at 5:05 a.m

I am surprised that Walmart built a store in Chicago.

If I remember correctly, I heard on the news a few months ago that there are no existing Walmarts in Chicago at all ( int he suburbs, yes, but not within the Chicago city limits ), and the city is now making sure that there won't be. The Chicago City Council ( I think ) created a law that forced certain-sized stores that made more than x-amount of dollars per year to pay a minimum wage of some ridiculous amount to its employees; the pay and benefits together are something like twice the current federal minimum wage ( keep im mind I am going from memory, and I admit that mine isn't always accurate ).

Because of this law, Walmart vowed to never open a store within Chicago city limits ( it will maintain stores in the suburbs ), and many other large stores similair to Walmart planned to close up and leave Chicago also. Appaently, this new wage would cause them to lose too much profit margin.

I know a few people that have worked for them, and my oldest daughters have both worked at Sams Club. From what they have all told me, these 2 stores are not worth working at ( their opinions, not mine ). Irregular work schedules, schedule changes without notification, insurance that is basically worthless, etc. I have read reports that, although these stores create many jobs, they create more poverty-level citizens with their pay scale. At least half of the 10 richest people in America are members of the Walton family ( Walmart owners/relatives ), worth million/billions of dollars apiece, yet they pay poverty level wages.

I have a lot of resentment towards them from my days as a truck driver going to their distribution centers, but thats another can of worms I wont open. I guess the bottom line is that if you like them, use them; if not, shop somewhere else. Either way, someones getting rich, and it isnt the employess.

RE: "This Letter of Apology" was written by Lieutenant General Chuck Pitman, USMarine Corps, Retired:

I agree with many of the points in the letter, however it should be decidedly pointed towards the extremists/radicals/whatever-term-you-want-to-use, not a generalization of the entire Muslim community.

RE: Calling all forum lizards

Here, lizard lizard lixard.

Wow, the days of CB's and truck stops just flashed through my mind.

RE: Dingbats!

doh

RE: Dingbats!

he he he himself = he's beside himself?

RE: Dingbats!

noongood = good afternoon

cover
cop = undercover cop

ban ana = banana split

sweet sweet
be be
gotten gotten gotten gotten too sweet too be forgotten


OK, now my brain hurts.

RE: I want to know how many musicans we have out there?

Hell, you've probably played in my area then. I'm right around Elkhart.

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