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RE: mexican dishes..

try some menudo makes my mouth water just thinking about it

RE: Hello Texas!!

wow the lone star state has arrived howdy
banana
teardrop in central tx

how will you bring in the new year;)

me i plan on blowing up a couch at midnight

shade and sweet water
teardrop texaspeace

working as a mall santa rocks

yes it does even that x high school gf didnt know
i so wanted too rip beard off and say howdy mam lolbanana peace devil

RE: A friend in need....

is a friend in deed a friend with cash is better wave

RE: election machines or/and voting problems

howdy howdy

we had to vote useing paper after i voted i stuck it in what looked like a paper sherdder


rock the vote
teardrop tx
beer

RE: Was anyone else born with a mother?

test tube baby all the waybanana

write and sing a song too the person below you

and above you lolbanana cheering applause

write and sing a song too the person below you

He looked down into her brown eyes,
Said, " Say a prayer for me."
She threw her arms around him,
Whispered, "God will keep us free."
They could hear the riders comin,
He said, "This is my last fight.
If they take me back to Texas,
They won't take me back alive."

Chorus
There were seven Spanish Angels,
At the alter of the Sun.
They were prayin' for the lovers,
In the valley of the gun.
When the battle stopped,
And the smoke cleared.
There was thunder from the throne.
And seven Spanish angels,
Took another angel home.

She reached down and picked the gun up,
That lay smokin in his hand.
She said, "Father please forgive me,
I can't make it without my man."
And she knew the gun was empty,
And she knew she couldn't win.
Her final prayer was answered,
When the rifles fired again.

Chorus




peace

RE: Who thinks they can cook

back i say back back snaps whip
moveing to the country gonna eat alot of peaches
professor go to store buy hungry man frozen dinner come home
throw in mircowave 3 mins ding let cool and say grace
then dig inbanana
shade and sweet water
teardropcheering

RE: Dont try to be cool if you aint ok!

yo yo yo rightush bud was upsleep

building bread a bread machine from scratch

hummm yea i can use a little my self some soul breadprofessor
its so good melts when touched woooo im still standing
come and get me please no goose feather pillows make me sneeeze
hint hint
banana

building bread a bread machine from scratch

oh oh runs in other chat room too heal while loading pillow cannon runs out yelling fire at at willprofessor peace

building bread a bread machine from scratch

OPPS GOTTCHA PILLOW FIGHT TRY AND KNOCK ME DOWN LOLtongue peace

RE: Fun things to do in an elevator...

dont pass gasbarf
if power turns off scream like bloody hell
the one i did and got fired for it was at a hotel
i took a nap in one people just thought i was drunk and had passed out
i still get bad dreams from that every once in a while ill fiind my self looking for the buttons lmao



teardroppeace

RE: OK guys and ladys,its a balloon fight,

awww i screams and its not bath night gets secert weapon out
and fills balloons with shaveing cream throws throws them at person below and runs for coverpeace peace wave

RE: Never ending story of Dreamkeeper

oh my were to begin a hot number got me she sent pic and her stats i was like oh wow next thing she askin too send her money
so she can come to states and get hitched i told her whoa lady slow down a little every time she saw me on line bam there she was askin for money oh well peace


shade and sweet water

teardrop

RE: Strange or odd facts about you

have dreams of me in a past life
going too sleep in bed then wakeing up totaly turned arounduh oh sleep

the last known funny joke known to mankind

lmao worms lolpeace

the last known funny joke known to mankind

MAMA'S BIBLE

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
and lawyers and prospered.

Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They
discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who
lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you
know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this
preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible.
It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to
contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was
worth it. Mamma just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot
will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes.
She wrote:

"Milton, the house you built is so huge I live in only one room, but

I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries
delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good.
Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could
hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and
I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a
little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."

Luv Ya, MaMa


peace

RE: Do you peek?

do i peek naww not really

its just this one time that i wrote get out on the mirror
and when they went too take a shower bam lol get out appears

RE: Needing A Friend?

howdy from texas angelbear

teardrop from texas
cheers

RE: OH MY GAWD!!!!

p p pp p porky the pig strikes againpeace peace cheers

RE: 10 dumb guys, a woman and a helicopter

lmao that was funny made me spiil my drink
yay peace

RE: new here...... and wondering if this thing really works.

hi ribit have a cool time herepeace

RE: turn off or turn on/

maby there is a pull stringdancing
rip corddunno

RE: coffee, tea or me....

spam the other white meat barf yay

what and how far would you go to inpress youre date

oh yea the more the merryer justabigrose throw on a pot of coffee
and ill swing up yonder ill have too hith my side car peace

RE: coffee, tea or me....

hummm smelll that home cookin

i ll have two eggs sunny side up hash browns bacon two rolls
extra gravey on the side and pot of coffee

or a bowl of menudo dancing

what and how far would you go to inpress youre date

me i guess im ole fassion limo ride too the movies then dinner
under the stars and danceing too 80s music

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