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Sage's Punch Recipe
Okay Gang, Last night I stated that I had a punch recipe for those brave enough to try consumption and chasing parked cars, well here it is. Please feel free to modify recipe to your tastes but try it my way for the first time.Sage's Rump Ranger Punch
(Caution- Participants may find themselves face down in the parking lot with their underwear on backwards and a bad taste in their mouth. Most commonly occurs if their consumption outweighs common sense.
Ingredients Required (non-alcoholic) will make between 10-15 gallons
30 cans of frozen Pink Lemonade concentrate
1 - 16 oz. can of Pineapple rings (optional)
4 - Grapefruits
12 - Oranges
12 - Lemons
12 - Limes
1 - Qt. of Grenadine Syrup (or smaller bottle)
Ingredients Required (Alcohol)
1 gallon Dark Rum (non-spiced)
1 gallon Vodka
1 - 750 ml of Galliano or Neopolitan Liquor
2 - 750 ml of Everclear (190 proof grain alcohol) for 15 gallon of punch
1 - 750 ml of Tequila (your preference)
To mix in 5 gallon quantities use the following proportions:
Mix 3 gallons of Pink Lemonade at regular strength and then add 1 extra can of undiluted concentrate in 5 gallon cooler or container.
Slice thinkly and add the following fruits:
1 grapefruit
4-6 oranges
4-6 lemons
4-6 limes
Optional additions - 1 can of sliced pineapple or 1 can crushed pineapple or frozen strawberries. If using crushed fruit you will have to use container to dip from as the crushed fruit will cause the spigot to leak.
Add Alcohol as follows:
6 cups of Rum
6 cups of Vodka
3-4 cups of Everclear
2 cups of Tequila
Blend ingredients together away from an open flame to prevent an explosion. Add Ice and stir once again. This is where it becomes critical to have a taste test. The ice will help dilute the alcohol / tart taste but you now need to add the Galliano / Neopolitan liquer, use caution and do not add too much at once because it will make it taste like licorice. Once the taste starts to mellow you need to add the Grenadine syrup to help sweeten the punch. This is done to your taste with both the Galliano and Grenadine. Use small sample amounts to taste with as your taste buds may become numb and you will never know when it has reached perfection. (May require assistant tasters on the second or third batches) For additional batches add new fruit to the existing mix.
Rules of Engagement:
After 3 large glasses do not attempt to drive, designate a driver who is allergic to lemonade.
Only eat the fruit as a last resort, or feed it to someone who doesn't know any better.
If anyone eats the fruit they must wear the rinds as bracelets to show their bravery.
Monitor closely all first time participants, they will do some really strange things before they realize they are not functioning as normal.
Enjoy
Alan
P.S. Please send back any additions that you discover and try to leave the punch title as is. After all it is my only chance at immortality or is that immorality, oh well