beachfarmer Forum Posts (3,784)

RE: Much Like Chocolate Bar Commercials?

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RE: Much Like Chocolate Bar Commercials?

OOWWWWWWWW! OMG!!!! I didn't see the picture before!!

HOLY CRAP!!!

RE: Does any body have a Furby

Ain't this a H T!

RE: My appaulogies.

OMG I aah What was eeerr uummm
I ain't even touching this one!

RE: Does any body have a Furby

OWL RAPING!

I'm never going to the store again.........I miss everything.

RE: My appaulogies.

..but it's more like Henry the 8th on a
turkey leg than a steady on Prom Night

RE: My appaulogies.

Holy S#!+

RE: My appaulogies.

I take it that it wasn't "Matel" that put out "Talks Like a Sailor Furby"

RE: St. Patricks Day

I had to tell someone else today about the San Francisco forums

RE: Does any body have a Furby

Is it after midnight?

Ooops...that's a different beakless creature.

RE: St. Patricks Day

Well FV<# ME!!!!

Neither am I

RE: Does any body have a Furby

I don't want chicken lips anywhere NEAR my Furby beak!!

RE: My appaulogies.

WARN??????
Youjust wanted to watch!

RE: St. Patricks Day

Sweet Mary Mother Jooooseph and the Beby
I got me beak stuffed

RE: My appaulogies.

I knew it was shrinking...but not that it was so noticable

RE: My appaulogies.

Surf Yes!!!!!!
Ice Fishing is reaching into the cooler for a coldy.

RE: Much Like Chocolate Bar Commercials?

Stick me WITHOUT the cream.....nice real nice!

RE: Much Like Chocolate Bar Commercials?

You can do Math, English, AND Social Studies on Me.

RE: Does any body have a Furby

this is a brutal night indeed
geting a "stuffed beak" and fed to the furbies

RE: Much Like Chocolate Bar Commercials?

Be careful using hemmaroid cream and stick in the same sentence.

RE: Does any body have a Furby

Sweet Mary Mother Joooooooseph and the Beby

RE: Much Like Chocolate Bar Commercials?

You can call me Almound Joy
I got something for your Mounds

RE: Does any body have a Furby

RE: Does any body have a Furby

Furby.........YuuuuuuM.

RE: I am Baking a cake...come over If You Like....

Thank Ye...I've been told it's me better side.

RE: I am Baking a cake...come over If You Like....

With Golden Frosting?

RE: Do you?- have the feeling someone is trying to make an idiot of you?

The need only wait.....I'm very self sufficient.

RE: What is the best part.......

Stare deep in the eye conversations that start at 10P &
when you think it's Midnight......the sun is rising.

RE: looks -are looks the main thing women go for

Don't hate me 'cus I'm beautiful...

Wasn’t that an ad campaign for a shampoo a while back? What was it for, Pantene, Loreal, Prell? Whatever happened to Prell, anyway? Was it just some passing 80’s shampoo that people used because it came in a florescent green bottle and matched the rest of the era’s style choices? Hmm…

Just one more question. If Prell comes in a green bottle, do you think it would work to get the chlorine out of my hair? Right now, my hair is seriously looking like it could be used as a wig for the Wicked Witch of the West. Very green. Kinda crunchy, too, with that really shiny chlorine sheen. Yep–green, crunchy, shiny, brittle pool hair. That’s me. Like I said, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

These are quotes from:

"Feminist Mormon Housewives"

You're in good company.

RE: Anyone have plans for Friday?

never spit.....HO!