On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufffff. and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."
love is the most important thing, everything else comes with that... if 2 people love each other, they will definitely respect and be true to each other as well...and when the love is gone, everything else is gone too.
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."
An efficiency consultant gave his critique of Schubert's Unfinished Symphony: 1. All 12 violins played the same notes. This is unnecessary duplication. Their number should be cut. 2. For a considerable period oboe players had nothing to do. Their number should be reduced and their work spread evenly among other staff. 3. No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that was already handled by the strings. If such redundancies were eliminated, the concert could be cut 20 minutes. 4. The symphony has two movements. Mr. Schubert should have been able to achieve his musical goals in one. Conclusion: If Mr. Schubert had paid attention to these matters, he would have had time to finish the symphony.
sure, I am an orthodox Christian by inheritance (parents, grandparents, ancestors...). as for my personal views on life, it's very liberal (free) and I mean I am not a religious person...
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