RE: Countries with the most billionaires

Me too! just to think that India is our closest neighbour and with more domed pates to choose from ........::crying:

RE: Chili Contest - You Texans will love this, and might even remember this contest!

Huggerman- aww!! that was funny indeed.

In Sri Lanka we eat very hot and spicy dishes so much so that an English visitor had declared that Sri Lankans use water for ablutions instead of toilet paper cos of the danger of the paper catching fire laugh

Good work Huggerman and I am sure that the saying that everything is big in Texas applies here as well....eh????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: In your own language..

Isnt that what the Aussies call an Englishman???laugh laugh

RE: In your own language..

Ahh thats it: this is the JAMBU I described as found in Sri Lanka. the name "little water pear" is apt cos it is about 99% water (In my opinion). A friend told me that this fruit together with the vastly popular Rambuttan had been introduced to Sri Lanka by the Portuguese who colonised this Island, way back when!!

RE: In your own language..

Well! there is a similar fruit in Sri Lanka called JAMBU in Sinhala. It has a more rounded base with a smaller knot like appendage closer to the stem.

The leaves are almost identical from what I see in your photo.

Hope this helps.

RE: There is one shop in China

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Actually Boban, a curry is a favourite dish of those on the Indian sub continent, including Sri Lanka. It is more or less a viscous liquid made using meat, fish or a veg as a base.

So if any Chinese tries to eat a curry (our version)with chopsticks, that would be a sight indeed.

RE: The Blind Bunny ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!! very touching

Good 'un, as usual Nuliiiii.....laugh thumbs up

hmmm.. Politicians the world over exhibit the same characteristics dont they??dunno

RE: good aul days

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The man from Iowa

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everyone around the bar sits up expecting to see some pitiful American queer.

The bar tender looks up and says," You ain't from around here, are ya? where are ya from, boy?"

The guy says," Im from Iowa"

The bar tender asks, "what the heck do you do in Iowa?"

The guy replies" Im a taxidermist"

The bartender says, "Oh yeah? and now what the heck is a taxidermist?"

The guy hesitantly says," I mount animals"

The bar tender grins and shouts out to the whole bar,"Its Okay boys, he is one of us"


wink

RE: Ask Dad

Nuliiiiiii....

Will Dad's service be done on a HOIST??devil

RE: Ask Dad

Ohhh Nuls......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Drunk Talk

OMG! he has done a Clintonrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Happy Eid

Happy Eid Ul Fitr to you Ali and your family.

Remember me when you tuck into biriyani and watalappanlaugh wave

RE: EGG

Kristia49: What drugs are you on??

Benni2 : eggstacey

Uma : eggscellent reparteelaugh thumbs up

good yolk

RE: Nutts

Wow Boban!!

You look like the Sheikh of Nutteria!

Where did you park your camel??laugh wave

RE: would you buy the cow

Methinks there is more bull than cow herelaugh

RE: SAY IT FAST AND LOUD....!!

I get you loud and clear Pedro, but I cant say it in the presence of others cos if someone says "go ahead", I dont have the equipment: crying

RE: I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG,COZ DAD WAS SICK,HE PASSED AWAY YESTERDAY,PLEASE SEND HIM YOUR PREYS

Please accept my condolences. May he rest in peacesad flower

RE: I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG,COZ DAD WAS SICK,HE PASSED AWAY YESTERDAY,PLEASE SEND HIM YOUR PREYS

Please accept my condolences. May he rest in peacesad flower

RE: WHO SHOULD DECIDE IF A DEFENDANT IS MAD?

Spot on, Sir!thumbs up

RE: Picture Time III

That's a beautiful thought Kenn. thumbs up

RE: the stone mad thread

An orderly in an insane asylum was on his rounds one day when he saw a man running back and forth pretending he was driving a car.

"What are you doing, Willy...?" he asks

"Oh Im going to Chicago for the week end", the patient replies.

The orderly chuckles and enters Willy's room to change the sheets. When he enters he finds another patient on Willy's bed m**turbating vigorously.

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" yells the orderly.

"Shh" whispers the patient. "I'm screwing Willy's wife while he is in Chicago"

doh

RE: A Letter from Jeepers

Ooby, that really was nice...it was comforting to know that there are people out there who really care.

R.I.P Jeeeperssad flower

RE: GOOD BYE JEEEPERS (I will always love you)

Good bye Jeeeps. Thank you for all the laughter.

R.I.Prose

RE: Harleys

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.

Last year when one flea got to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.

The other flea asks him," why are you shaking so badly?"

The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on A Harley."

The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar.

Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess.

Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it’s warm and cosy. It’s the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.
A year goes by.....When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks.

Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cosy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.

When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley[/quote

doh

RE: Happy Independence Day USA!!!

Happy Independence Day to all Americans esp those who are on CSheart wings

RE: Pakistan

Well Ali, Pakistani pharmaceutical products are well known in Sri Lanka and of course we luv your cricketerswave

RE: Picture Time III

Ya, I know all about that too: blushing

RE: GOOD QUESTIONS

Yes! close your eyes and put your lips in a kissing position and moving closer say "May I have the honour of sharing your Halitosis?"blushing

RE: Picture Time III

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