Mother-in law jokes

speaking of elephants here is another:

Im not saying my mother in law is ugly but she went to see the film "Elephant woman" and the audience thought she was making a personal appearance!laugh

Mother-in law jokes

The ether thrums to many jokes and asides regarding mothers in law. Lets share some:

I will start

Cool Msg from a woman to her MIL:

Dear mother-in law, please dont teach me how to bring up my two children. I am living with one of yours and he certainly needs a lot of improvement. doh

RE: Pakistani

Ali we have many Pakistani "products" that have overstayed their visasrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing (j/k)

Seriously many Pakistani pharmaceutical products are available freely and I must say that they are very good.wave

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATMAC

Birthday Greetings to our fave raconteur, Patmac. Wish you many many more
years of health, wealth and happinesshappy birthday violin

RE: 8 Hours

Yes, do that Ali, and while your at it, buy a Mexican sombrero 2 sizes too large!laugh

RE: Homage to John Denver

Thank you stringman for sharing

RE: Homage to John Denver

John Denver has quite a following in Sri Lanka too. His "Country Roads" is an all time hit in this neck of the woods.

A agree that we lost him way too soon.

Thank you, Mermaidon for your post

RE: GREEN BANANAS ???

Pat, your yarn is so damn funny it bears duplication

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Understanding a woman's thinking from A -Z.

C: Caring

We women of the Orient are famous for the care we bestow on our ego besotted, pompous male counterparts. innocent

RE: CAN'T PLAY NOW

Thank God, Im a girl.....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Bouncing

Ali, In Sri Lankan villages they serve a valuable purpose: scaring naughty children

RE: THE BAGPIPER

"Amazing Grace" for a septic tank???? Patmac, you've made my day.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up

RE: Married to a scottish girl..

Put your hands together for those lasses from Scotland.

BTW, Are you married, boomboom??

RE: New Year, New Forum Posters

Hold it! hold it!! before you make that glass of chocolate milk..know this:

Your face is not quite ugly- I think Satan will be able to update its design..
as for your behaviour, Im a newbie so I have not seen you and your so called obscene messages- give me a chance

Be optimistic 2012 may well bring out the best in you, so hold that choco milk- you may not need it after 21/12/2012

laugh wave

RE: How do you think the world may end on december 21 accorded to mayan calendwr

Oh I dunno....so many theories, so many guesses ad quite a lot of hot air........

personally I'd be happy if I can wake on the morn of 22/12 and say "good morning" to my pet cat

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