Hold it! hold it!! before you make that glass of chocolate milk..know this:
Your face is not quite ugly- I think Satan will be able to update its design.. as for your behaviour, Im a newbie so I have not seen you and your so called obscene messages- give me a chance
Be optimistic 2012 may well bring out the best in you, so hold that choco milk- you may not need it after 21/12/2012
Mother-in law jokes
speaking of elephants here is another:Im not saying my mother in law is ugly but she went to see the film "Elephant woman" and the audience thought she was making a personal appearance!