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RE: Don't You Wish Sometimes ...

Funny this was posted before I had any clue what was going on. I guess you know more than I do. This isn't cool...this is obviously a stab at me. Thats hurtfull. Thanks guys.

RE: Favorite movie quote

"I aint burnt...the sun don't bother me!"

(A river runs through it)

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...Nobody!"

(dodge ball)

"Hakuna Matata Bithches!"

(Talledaga Nights the Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

RE: clean Christian humor

Awww I loved it!

Especially #5, 6, & 10!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Spontaneous Human Combustion

rolling on the floor laughing AHH HHHH HA HA HA...you crack me up!hug

RE: It's Friday ...

Before you do tell me which rock and I'll paint something nice on it!hug

RE: red or white wine

RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really love the australian cabernets...yum yum!

My favorite is actually Yellow Tail Shirazwine

Spontaneous Human Combustion

Incubus_Pardon Me

Pardon me while i burst
Pardon me while i burst
A decade ago, i never thought i would be.
At twenty three on the verge of spontaneous combustion woe is me
But i guess that it comes with the territory.
An ominous landscape of never-ending calamity.
I need you to hear. i need you to see.
That i have had all i can take
And exploding seems like a definite possibility
To me
So pardon me while i burst into flames.
I've had enough of the world, and its people's mindless games
So pardon me while i burn, and rise above the flame
Pardon me, pardon me. i'll never be the same.
Not, two days ago i was having a look in a book
And i saw a picture of a guy fried up above his knees
I said i can relate
Cause lately i've been thinking of combustication as a welcomed vacation from.
The burdens of the planet earth, like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-d...
And thinking so much differently.
Pardon me while i burst into flames.
I've had enough of the world, and it's people's mindless games
Pardon me while i burn, and rise above the flame
Pardon me, pardon me. i'll never be the same.
Never be the same...yeah.
Pardon me while i burst into flames.
Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me.
So pardon me while i burst into flames.
I've had enough of the world, and it's people's mindless games
So pardon me while i burn, and rise above the flame
Pardon me, pardon me. i'll never be the same.
Pardon me, never be the same. yeah

RE: where have all the long haired men gone

I feel like you've asked this one before... deja vue?uh oh

RE: Calling All Hoosiers

<<<Land of 10,000 lakesgrin thumbs up

RE: How to feed love ....

Love is like a gentely buring candle. What created the flame was that special unique "spark"! If you give that fire lots of oxygen (room to breathe) it will grow. It needs to be handled delicately or you will get burned!!! Just don't smother the flame, or get too huffy or you'll put the fire out! Who knows it you'll ever get that spark back...dunno

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAMA

Happy b-dayhug

I had to post this! This is very cool & I thought you all should know!

thumbs up

PIGGYBACK (ROUND III)

yahoo?

I had to post this! This is very cool & I thought you all should know!

You like my leather seats?

I hate them in the summer! I burn my butt!

I had to post this! This is very cool & I thought you all should know!

I did it and I had to press talk afterward

worked then it gave me customer care options afterward

RE: WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH THE PERSON BESIDE YOU...

sounds like a winnerthumbs up

RE: WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH THE PERSON BESIDE YOU...

fiddle sticks! Im alone!moping

PIGGYBACK (ROUND III)

Roxy

I had to post this! This is very cool & I thought you all should know!

5 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Yourmobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival

Check out the things that you can do with it

FIRST Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find
yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish
the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed
even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND Emergency
Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from
your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and
have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the
mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to
drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of
miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your
car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our
car over a cell phone!"

THIRD Emergency
Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the keys

*3370#

Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show
a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge
your cell next time.

FOURTH Emergency
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following
digits on your phone:
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number
is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them
this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief
changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably
won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't
use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
And Finally....

FIFTH Emergency
Free Directory Service for Cells
Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411 information calls when they don't have to. Most of us do not carry a telephone directory in our vehicle, which makes this situation even more of a problem. When you need to use the 411 information option, simply dial: (800)
FREE-411, or (800) 373-3411 without incurring any charge at all. Program this into your cell phone now.

PIGGYBACK (ROUND III)

town house

(crackers)

RE: Describe yourself ...........

8 smitten

RE: Starting Over....

New house

New lifestyle

New job


these are 3 of the top 10 biggest stressor people have.

The other 7 are:
Loss of a family member/friend
loss of job
marriage
divorce
change of income
heatlh
welfare
and climatic/seasonal

Id say one would already have alot on their plate. From personal experience, I deal better alone then in a relationship when stress hits. I would say to get it time until the person is akin to the change.

RE: True Love????

Oh thats horrible!jaw drop

RE: How Do You Pick Your Thread

I like threads that make you THINK...or LAUGH.

RE: Happy Birthday to "......" ;0)

Ahem...ahem...mememememe! ok...here we go! Everyone sing!



Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Bettis!
Happy Birthday to you!


hug dancing hug

RE: older man atracted to younger woman

I base my decision on their personality. Over-all maturity is important, but a sense of humor is needed!!! The trouble is I often find myself more on the same wavelength as those who are older than me. It seems more often than not many guys my age are still in the "self-centered" stage...the feel good, do what makes me happy now, and not worry about tommorow mindset.

PIGGYBACK (ROUND III)

Kraft

RE: Favourite Quotes.....

"I AM ADDICTED TO PLACEBOS!!! I'D GIVE THEM UP, BUT IT WOULDNT MAKE A DIFFERENCE!"-STEVEN WRIGHTlaugh

RE: Thread ReHab

Pete & Repeat were in a boat...

Pete fell out.

Who is left?

Repeat!!!

Pete & Repeat were in a boat...

Pete fell out.

Who is left?

Repeat!!!

Pete & Repeat were in a boat...

Pete fell out.

Who is left?

Repeat!!!

Pete & Repeat were in a boat...

Pete fell out.

Who is left?

Repeat!!!

Pete & Repeat were in a boat...

Pete fell out.

Who is left?

Repeat!!!

RE: Favourite Quotes.....

"Gravity can not be blamed for people falling in love."-Albert Einstein

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