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Mar 9, 2007 9:57 AM CST True Love????
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
ust because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have ...

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.



When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, Edna, I have good News and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his Bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."



Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

How soon can I go home?"
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Mar 9, 2007 9:58 AM CST True Love????
starry11
starry11starry11162 Posts
laugh
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Mar 9, 2007 9:59 AM CST True Love????
twilightstwin
twilightstwintwilightstwinDetroit Lakes, USA95 Threads 3,537 Posts
Oh thats horrible!jaw drop
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Mar 9, 2007 9:59 AM CST True Love????
bookumdanom1
bookumdanom1bookumdanom1Corinth, Mississippi USA2 Threads 1,262 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 9, 2007 10:00 AM CST True Love????
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
HA HA HA Talk about logic of Love rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks my Pirate

QK
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Mar 9, 2007 10:01 AM CST True Love????
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
aargghhhh....yer wekim, my darlin lil firate.....
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Mar 9, 2007 10:01 AM CST True Love????
sweetXstacy
sweetXstacysweetXstacyVirginia Beach, Virginia USA32 Threads 454 Posts
Thats great.
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Mar 9, 2007 10:12 AM CST True Love????
Wildness
WildnessWildnessMesa, USA92 Threads 1,549 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Note To self never get wet and need to be saved rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 9, 2007 10:15 AM CST True Love????
sweetXstacy
sweetXstacysweetXstacyVirginia Beach, Virginia USA32 Threads 454 Posts
doh doh doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 9, 2007 10:16 AM CST True Love????
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
you mean, Part Welsh...Part Hungarian....WelHung....rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 9, 2007 11:15 AM CST True Love????
alada
aladaaladaPanama city, Panama Panama12 Threads 475 Posts
jaw drop jaw drop jaw drop
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Mar 9, 2007 11:31 AM CST True Love????
TomTam
TomTamTomTamMelbourne, Australia45 Threads 577 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing doh rolling on the floor laughing doh rolling on the floor laughing doh rolling on the floor laughing doh
THANK YOU rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 9, 2007 11:35 AM CST True Love????
blancalatina
blancalatinablancalatinawinston-salem, USA42 Threads 3,315 Posts
I'm at work and somehow her logic seems almost what I would do...I'm checking myself into the hospital as we speak....rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 9, 2007 12:41 PM CST True Love????
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 9, 2007 12:45 PM CST True Love????
mancovered
mancoveredmancoveredBrighton, East Sussex, England UK9 Threads 285 Posts
That was a whole new level of WRONG!!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 9, 2007 11:20 PM CST True Love????
trishreine
trishreinetrishreinevancouver, British Columbia Canada4 Threads 53 Posts
True love with the person above me????Yessmitten
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Mar 11, 2007 5:11 PM CST True Love????
mancovered
mancoveredmancoveredBrighton, East Sussex, England UK9 Threads 285 Posts
It's definitely the Princess above mexxxxxlove love love love love
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