whitepaws Forum Posts (459)

RE: What's on your mind .... Part 5

Just spent 15 minutes on the doorstep waiting for the wee kids who knocked my door to come out of their hiding place(an entry 4 doors up at a neighbours house)

The size of them made me say"ive rang the Gaurds and their on the way as they think door knocking is a very serious problem and want to talk to your mammys and daddys"


"NOOOOOO !!!!1 Sorrryyyy We wont do it again we promise "



Being an Adult is great sometimes

RE: counting your breaths because one day you will take your last one

Ive always wanted to buy a Gun and shoot people before i die but am worried if the policemen come they might hurt me with their tazers.

This reminds me anyone going to the meet in Dublin this weekend I was thinking of shooting down to Dublin and murdering a couple



































of kebabs

RE: Bidet

Great for puking in and washing away with a wee

Hey a chick called Sophie is on an add beside this page and shes 4 miles away from me ....

BLOODY STALKER !!! Ive only just moved to Galway and last night when i was in Derry she was 4 miles away from me then too...

RE: What's on your mind .... Part 5

Not sure of his age but mine love Lego helicopters or lego police station boxes ....suitable for 9-13 year olds
and a Boy can never have enough penknives or Sheathknives

RE: "I didn't know that!"....

Santas dead .........I take my kids to hios grave every Christmas eve

RE: "I didn't know that!"....

Please You can call me Mr Paws for short


Yeh i always remember that film too , it was great for its day wasnt it ......and the advert for hair gel or whatever it is reminds me of the film too..

Sometimes popcorn reminds me of films but i dont know why as i never grew corn or called my Daa Pop

Does my little man waving (youve a durty mind ) Does he look like hes washing windows

RE: "I didn't know that!"....

Police in America are hunting a member of the Amish Community after a drive by shooting this afternoon.


A Witness said he heard a shot and the sound of horse hooves trotting off into the distance

RE: whats your best chat up line for the ladys

I wouldnt like to be from Bum Beg then

RE: GOLF

Golfers often go over to Spain alot as well to pay golf due to the better climate .....

as if any excuse is really needed

RE: what name will u like for your next baby boy...+++++++

You could be sent to Ardee for saying something like that

RE: Lest We Forget.... the Women

Sha Sha



how about a laughing reply after being tickled by a Feather

RE: Lest We Forget.... the Women

Suggesting an association of male violence with alcohol


but with a question mark and apostrophe showing endeerment

RE: What Are Religious People Known For??

sorry mimi that was only 5 or 6

RE: What Are Religious People Known For??

Prayers

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Prayers

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Prayers

RE: What Are Religious People Known For??

Prayers

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Prayers

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Prayers

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Saying Prayers

RE: Lest We Forget.... the Women

Sha Sha

That makes you out to be even more trendier (you can thank me later)

but i think youll find the white feather was a sign of cowardice presented to Male servicemen before a Sea lord aka never heard of Charles fitzy

RE: What are Australians known for.

Is that WOG as in Western Oriental Gentleman

or does it mean something else ...more descriptive than foriegner

RE: why we die............

The vessels that we temporarily inhabit and experience our worldly life in has a best before date ......

There is only a certain amount of restoration work that can be carried out.

The body will break down and become once again part of the ground it came from.

....and if you believe............something else might happen..



and if you dont believe .......then nothing happens and you were right .......

RE: How many of your close friends are married?

Most of my friends are married tho a small percentage have decided not to live together which i believe is called the devils parting .
Ive never married myself as i havent found a woman good enough for me and to be truthful i cant see any woman in europe fitting the right decency standards i expect...

Pol pot was right i think when he said "whitePaws sew your seeds, travel and smile at life but dont marry some oul dog who dribbles and nags"

after that hash and drinking session he became a bit moody and i left him to work out his own issues...

just saying like

RE: GOLF

Thanks but i just completely made all of that up

Unlike why cars have 4 wheels instead of 5 ...It came about at the end of the Napoleonic war when ...

RE: Lest We Forget.... the Women

why ty

One of my sons says his older brother goes to the office every day to do his Paperwork......I think your big O would be great in an office enviroment like this...




oh should of mentioned he calls the toilet his brothers office.

RE: Lest We Forget.... the Women

Have to say jac that the auld dictionary your using seems to be either limited/out dated or a non genuine copy...

My Dictionary( mens common sense and non conformist 2012 edition with the gold leafs and limited matching spectacle cleaners)

Quotes POLITICAL CORRECTNESS : Shoving a biased agenda down decent peoples throats to empower Feminists/Gays/Athiests.

RE: Lest We Forget.... the Women

Thats what happens when your locked up in a Womans mental institution.......

I told you to stay away from matches

RE: Lest We Forget.... the Women

Look Jac Your coming across as desperate again

RE: Lest We Forget.... the Women

I was to polite to ask if you were 16 stone tubby