RE: Woo hoo!

well done jodi!!! thumbs up applause yay

RE: Woo hoo!

jodi, look at the url you pasted, that's not a picture, but a web page.

don;t forget, press the IMG button, and paste the desired url.

RE: Woo hoo!

Oh, but SIZE does matter! wink

RE: Woo hoo!

you've done it without my help!! well done!! thumbs up

RE: Woo hoo!

trish and jodie, check your mails pls!!

RE: Woo hoo!

you wanted to attach this pic, right?

Embedded image from another site

RE: Woo hoo!

find the picture you want to post, from anywhere on the internet
then highlight and copy its url
switch back to the CS window, press IMG and paste the url in the resultant box.

RE: I want...

Wow!! wow

I asked for one photo and get four!! grin

Thanks Oslo!! hug

RE: I want...

here's your green elephant Oslo!!

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i wish a picture of an F-22 in flight!!

RE: Woo hoo!

Yippee!! Thanks mods for the new options!!

RE: Why can't some

Oh, its simple to answer!!

I just love my keyboard!! wink

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RE: A GREAT GUY AND FABULOUS GAL

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RE: Johnny Wants Some Ice Cream...

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RE: AT THE CHICAGO CONFERENCE

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RE: my first thread.....lol

Hi and welcome to the forums!!

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RE: Which Lady has the most creative, amusing, otherwise pleasing profile photos?

do a google search for them or look them up in Wikipedia. professor

Dinner Time . . .

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street.

The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty.

Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny.

After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.

"Sure son" the father replied, drooling. “We’ll take her home and eat your mother!"

RE: Regrets

Most probably it would be a mixture of both, as there things which shouldn't have been said or done and vice-versa.

RE: Who is fluent in Italian?

I'm sorry to hear that he's taken it badly, but after all you pay the bills!!

Regarding Monday, just tell him the following:

I meccanici saranno qui soltanto il Lunedi prossimo, non tutti i Lunedi.

RE: Who is fluent in Italian?

Vi prego d'indossare una maglia in casa, cosi non sentirai il freddo.

RE: Who is fluent in Italian?

You're welcome Uli.

I'm glad that I could be of service. handshake cheers

The Sultan . . .

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RE: Who is fluent in Italian?

Yepp, I do. grin

Btw, that would be fun, especially when we can't make head or tails of the the Irish are saying. wink

RE: Who is fluent in Italian?

Finally, here's the 3rd part:

For a small room like the guest room turning the heating to “2” is sufficient. Please dont turn the heating in your room to five and leave the door completely open when you got out.

The heat escapes and I dont want to heat the hall and kitchen. When you leave the flat please turn the heating off, Christian. I wear a jumper in the house, please do so too.
Its not good to waste energy, because of environment and its really expensive.

Per una cameretta come la stanza degli ospiti, regolando il riscaldamento centrale sul "2" e sufficiente. Vi prego di non regolare il vosta riscaldamento sul "5" e poi lasciare la porta aperta quando esci, si come il caldo esci nella sala e cucina, che io non ho voglio riscaldare.

Christian, quando esci dall' appartamento, vi prego di spegnere la sistema di riscaldamento.

Come poi aver notato, io porto una maglia in casa. Vi prego di farlo anche tu.

Non e bello specrecare energia, sia per l'ambiente e anche perche l'energia e molta costosa.

RE: Who is fluent in Italian?

Here's part 2:

Monday the heating mechanics are coming at 7.30 am. They will go into every room. They will also go into your room. Please set your alarm and be awake. You can stay in bed, or go to back to bed after they have gone. They wont be long.

Due to the mechanics doing work on the heating system, Monday there wont be any water until late in the afternoon. So you cant use the shower, toilet or bathroom until then

Lunedi, i meccanici del riscaldamento centrale saranno qui alle 07:30. Loro devano entrare in tutte le stanze, inclusa la tua. Per favore, assicurati di essere sveglio a quell' ora. Se voi, poi restare a letto, o poi ritronare a letto quando loro saranno andati via. Non saranno nella vosta stanza a lungo.

Si come loro saranno facendo dei lavori sulla sistema di riscaldamento centrale, Lunedi l'acqua sara sospessa fino al pomeriggio. Ovviamente non potrai usare la doccia, il bagno o 'l water fino ad allora.

RE: Who is fluent in Italian?

Hi Uli, I'll translate them bit by bit. Just get a second opinion as I haven't used Italian in what seems like ages.

Here's the first part:

Please never open the door if someone is ringing the door bell!
Never.
If you are expecting friends, BEFORE OPENING at time they come to visit, ask "WHO is there?".

Per favore non aprai mai la porta, quando qualcuno suona il campanello. MAI!!
Se stai aspettando degli amici, chiedi "Chi e?" PRIMA DI APRIRE quando loro arrivano.

The Sultan . . .

The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then,when one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir.

Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him British Airways.

Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him P&O Ferries.

Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like something to watch films on." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he watched all his favourite Western Movies.

Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son, who had caught the 'Western' movie bug, replied, "Daddy,I would like a cowboy outfit." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father went and bought him Microsoft.

Windows Vista Error Messages?!?!?

Hi Kansan, thanks for sharing that one!! thumbs up cheers

The one from last is really to the point!! wink

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Windows Vista Error Messages?!?!?

Glad that you liked it!! grin

All you need with computers is a bit of patience and time.

Well, I've been sick since last Wed, and can't still get rid of the cough!! sigh

Hope that you're well!! hug cheers

Windows Vista Error Messages?!?!?

A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows Vista operating system...

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

• BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

• Close your eyes and press escape three times.

• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

• Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

• Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

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