Actually Quanah. Named after Quanah Parker the Commanche indian chief who is one of my ancestors. See the dark hair, skin and dark eyes? Thats right folks.. Im one of those old savage indian/Irish mix breeds.
Heyas bro, I just thought it was funny as hell and figured it would make for an interesting thread. I refuse to say that I believe any of it because I have my eye on someone here who might take offense, hehe.
Haha, Im almost embarrassed to mention it. I played the trombone for 8 yrs and actually won all sorts of awards back in high school. Then I got stupid because all my friends called me a band geek....I quit.
Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Whoohoo, too bad you are from Oklahoma. You know why Texas doesnt fall into the Gulf of Mexico? Cause Oklahoma sucks! Im just playing...no hate mail please......
One year ago I was a shaved headed GI with a major attitude. Now I am a peace loving, god fearing father of four trying to make up for lost time with my children. Hmm, I am also trying to find the love of my life some day........
Actually, I am here to be myself in one aspect or another. I would like to meet someone one day, but dont want to be one way in real life and another on CS. I am what I am and a large part of that is joking around and having fun. Sarcasm or witticism as I call it, is a large part of who I am. Sorry if this is taken wrong, but I cannot change the way my mind works.
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Mens rules.....
Thanks for the change in words! Lack is what it has been for too damn long, hehe.