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RE: tickles

Hmm, I think the trick is to break out the feather duster and love dust........devil

RE: Just one little joke. Hehe

Classic!

One and done coach

Man.....how embarrassing is it for the U of A to finally hire a coach and then leave after spending one day with us.

This is an embarrassment for the team, the school and the whole state. (I am U of A Alumni)

Once again Arkansas comes out looking like we are a bunch of idiots......

RE: what makes men

Hmmm......

Thats a question that exists in a broad spectrum. Jealousy comes in many different levels of course, and everyone has to admit to having been jealous of one thing or another throughout their lifetime.
Myself, I am never really jealous of someone elses belongings, at least not in any realistic fashion.
But, I do think that sometimes women try to make us a little bit jealous, and thats ok, as it might spice things up a bit.

RE: I'm homesick :(

Hey, Sven is my name in swedish........wave

RE: Why do some men love to tell us about their depression

Haha, its so depressing that none end up in my bed.........

RE: How far would you go to save your child? Would you sacrafice yourself?

Children are our most valuable resource. I would save my own without a doubt. I hope I am man enough to also sacrafice myself for someone elses baby as well, but then it would leave my own children fatherless. That is a hard question because my whole goal in life is to protect and defend my own.......

RE: What is the best way to develop a bedside manner?

Volunteer to take the graveyard shift at any ER in a larger city. I worked as an emergency room tech part time while I was in the service, and learned the hard way how much suffering some people have to go through.. This will "make" you develop a bedside manner whether you want to or not. Seriously, some of the things that come and go in ER cause you to rethink a lot when you have to deal with your patients.

RE: Hey Yall Its Ok

Im ok, hes ok, shes ok...we're all ok.
Soma.......

RE: Anyone have plans for Easter?

We gonna go to Branson Mo. to let the kids have time with Grandmommy and go see Dolly Partons Dixie Stampede.

Joy........

RE: Help! Need Advice/Thoughts On My Profile

Haha, good luck to you bro............

RE: What id YOU do all day?

Hmmm, sounds like my ex wife "everyday" during our marriage.

RE: HapPy BiRtHdAy To OuR FuNnY GiRl "blancalatina"!!!

Todays your birthday.......your gonna have a good time!
cheers Drink one on me.

RE: Does a Mirror have a Colour?

I never cheat, I just get results.

cool

RE: Does a Mirror have a Colour?

Silver with gray paited on the back.
I scratched the back to check, hehe.

Australian court case

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Tell a joke.

Three blonds on death row


Three women are about to be executed for crimes.

One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards
brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last
requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready .

.

.

Aim .

.

."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around.

She manages to escape.The angry guards then bring the redhead
forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready .

.

.

Aim .

.

."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around.

She too escapes execution.By this point, the blonde had figured out
what the others did.

The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any
last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready .

.

.

Aim .

.

."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

NIT Champs

Anyone see the t-shirts that the West Virginia teams were wearing after their Bball tournament victory last night?
Some idiot didnt include the last " I " in the name West Virginia and the tee shirts said " West Virgina" 2007 NIT Champions.

What a hoot.....

RE: anyone know

Just go to internet options and change you home page

RE: What are some things you do

Making payroll, hehe.

RE: 5 GOALS in 5 YEARS

1. Quit smoking again.
2. Build a new home.
3. Get my 2 oldest kids through college.
4. Travel to Europe.
5. Meet "The One".

RE: The Spring Formal Dance

You both would have no problem.

Mental Patient

Hmm, bare assed????

RE: The Spring Formal Dance

Well, my senior prom was in 1984, but I last wore my tux in 1987 at a fraternity/sorority exchange.

Other than that it has been Class A uniform or a sport coat and slacks.

So, at least the moths havent eaten it, it is a Pierre Cardin. Maybe my 18 yr old son can wear it, hehe.

RE: The Spring Formal Dance

Damnit, I cant fit into my old tux.....
Hmm, I guess 1987 was a long time ago.

Mental Patient

Wow, tough crowd today.........

Mental Patient

Haha, it was a joke..........

I know better.

Mental Patient

Never,

Oh Lord its hard to be humble
When your perfect in every way
I cant wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better lookin each day

To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a MAN

Oh Lord its hard to be humble
But Im doing the best that I can.........

cool

By Mac Davis

Mental Patient

Hmm, I seem to get that a lot.......

Mental Patient

Willy, a mental patient, mimes driving a car as he runs around the halls of an asylum. An orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing.

Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."

The orderly chuckles and enters another patient's room and catches Bob pleasuring himself.

When asked what he is doing, Bob replies, "I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago."


dancing

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