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Deadly prescription

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true", the woman wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so." The doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"

Clinton drinking

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I agree with you to many people just like to hate on each other and I don't know why

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coming right up

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sweetie i know you will be a great mother you are a truly special lady and only the best for you and your beautiful child make sure you share the picture please

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thank you sweetie what can i get you

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Hi Gilly welcome come in and have a drink and laugh with your friends

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I wish you the best and always the best you are a special lady

RE: Say something to someone,no need to name names..

Sometime you never know what you really miss until she show up and makes you wonder why am I so blessed to see her

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On the cheek wait I must be ur brother or a virgin please tell me I am lost

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No you have not what can I get youmto drink beautiful lady

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I am so right I see the teddy bear and hugs but no kisses





WTF it does not take CIS t know it will never be me

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Is it just me or does it sound like you need beef in your life if I am wrong then I am sorry but I am like DR Filph I just want to help

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If I only had hair she will fall in love with me

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For several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night she confided that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation, or his marriage, he agreed to pay her a large some of money ...if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

To be discreet, he instructed her to mail a postcard with "Spaghetti" on the back when the child was born. He would then arrange for child support payments.

About nine months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said. "You received a very strange postcard today."

"Oh... just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white and then fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Two with meat balls, one without. Send extra sauce!"

RE: Say something to someone,no need to name names..

We never know how special friend are until they show up and be who there are and it make me wonder WOW why am I so blessed to have friend like that

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HI Kt What are you drinking my friend

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Please don't leave

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I am putting a slow song on since I am inheaven I must enjoy it all


Mariah Carey - Endless Love (Duet With Luther Vandross)



My love,
There's only you in my life
The only thing that's bright

My first love,
You're every breath that I take
You're every step I make

And I
(I-I-I-I-I)
I want to share
All my love with you
No one else will do...

And your eyes
Your eyes, your eyes
They tell me how much you care
Ooh yes, you will always be
My endless love

Two hearts,
Two hearts that beat as one
Our lives have just begun

Forever
(Ohhhhhh)
I'll hold you close in my arms
I can't resist your charms

And love
Oh, love
I'll be a fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh, you know I don't mind

'Cause you,
You mean the world to me
Oh
I know
I know
I've found in you
My endless love

Oooh-woow
Boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, booom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

Oooh, and love
Oh, love
I'll be that fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh you know-
I don't mind

And, YES
You'll be the only one
'Cause NO one can deny
This love I have inside
And I'll give it all to you
My love
My love, my love
My endless love

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Bring the singles out and I put the tong on and shake my a&& off if you can handle it

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Don't run now you got the bald head sweating

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I am in heaven is that you beautiful

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I have been waiting for you all night and I know you are even more spicial than I can ever know so sweetie play the song and make it last for a long time please

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Here you go a strong white russian always a pleasure when you stop by make my night

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any song that you shake you amazing a&& to god i be a lucky man

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what ever you like beautiful lady

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well I walk over hold your hand and tell you how amazing you look tonight get yosome more OJ and just want you to laugh because I love your great smile

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it killed the fourms LMAo but we are all go happy that you are doing good my friend

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tease i had to draw legs on ur pictures

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Charlie how are you my friend long time no see hope all is well with you