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Song - Ladies Night - Kool & The Gang
Mmmm oh yeah, oh what a night
Oh yes it's ladies night And the feeling's right Oh yes it's ladies night Oh what a night (oh what a night) Oh yes it's ladies night And the feeling's right Oh yes it's ladies night Oh what a night
Girls, y'all got one (what!) A night that's special everywhere From New York to Hollywood It's ladies night And girl the feeling's good
Oh yes it's ladies night And the feeling's right Oh yes it's ladies night Oh what a night (oh what a night) Oh yes it's ladies night And the feeling's right Oh yes it's ladies night Oh what a night
Romantic Lady , single baby Mmmm sophisticated mama (whooo) Come on you disco lady yeah Stay with me tonight , mama ,yeah
If you hear any noise It ain't the boys , it's ladies night , uh huh
Gonna step out ladies night Steppin' out ladies night Gonna step out ladies night Steppin' out ladies night
Oh yes it's ladies night And the feeling's right Oh yes it's ladies night Oh what a night (oh what a night) Oh yes it's ladies night And the feeling's right Oh yes it's ladies night Oh what a night
On disco lights your name will be seen You can fulfill all your dreams Party here, party there, everywhere This is your night, baby You've got to be there
This is your night Tonight , everything is gonna be alright This is your night Tonight , everything is gonna be alright
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot. "What's your name," the robber asked. "Cocodora" said the parrot. "Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora" said the robber. "The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus", said the parrot.
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days ! "
One night, after a televised debate, John McCain and Barack Obama ran into each other backstage.
"You know, John," said Obama, "out there in the debates you and I are damaging each other's reputation. Why don't we settle this contest like men? You and I will have our own private competition, and then whoever loses will endorse the other candidate."
"What type of competition do you have in mind?" asked McCain.
"A game of basketball," said Obama.
"No way," said McCain with a grin. "You're a foot taller than me -- it wouldn't be fair."
"O.K.," said Obama. "Then how about a foot race?"
"No, that's not fair either," said McCain. "I'm twenty years older than you, and I don't have much endurance left."
"Well what would you propose?" asked Obama.
"How about a speed-talking contest?" said McCain. "We'll both be given a speech, and whoever reads it fastest wins."
"No, that's not fair to me," said Obama. "I can only talk out of one side of my mouth."
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."
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