Hi. Just got in from a party. Couldn't drink because I was the designated driver. If you're pouring, I'll have a beer and I'll sort out some music. What would you like to hear?
I'm here. Just got in from a really wild party. Someone put cling film over the toilet. How were we to know that the hosts girlfriend had diaorreha At least HE has a sense of humour.
I don't think I'd like to get married again. I guess I'm one of those unlucky guys. My first wife died after eating some poisoned mushrooms. You thinkk that's bad? My second wife died of a fractured skull!
Rogers' wife has a grown up daughter from a previous marriage. Rogers' wife had the daughter before Roger and his wife were married. Rogers' father left his mother, and married his wifes' daughter. Which means that as Rogers' wifes' daughter has married his father, his father has now become his Son-In-Law, and his wifes' daughter has become his mother, because Rogers' stepdaughter is his fathers' wife. So, Rogers' wife has a son, who is his fathers' Brother-In-Law. Which means that he's Rogers' fathers' wifes' brother. But not only is he Rogers' son. He's his uncle also as he's his mothers' brother because his fathers' wife is his wifes' daughter. Which means, when Rogers' daughter, (his fathers' wife) and his mother had a son, he became Rogers' brother, because he's Rogers' fathers' son. But. He's the son of his daughter also. Which makes Roger his grandfather, and Rogers' wife therefore becomes his grandmother.
So. In conclusion: Roger is his wife's husband. But he's her grandson too. As he is the brother of her daughters son, and since his grandmothers' husband must be his grandfather, then it must be logical that Roger is his own...GRANDFATHER1
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RE: Is the bar open tonight?
Hi.Just got in from a party. Couldn't drink because I was the designated driver. If you're pouring, I'll have a beer and I'll sort out some music. What would you like to hear?