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RE: The Last Word....

Not without setting off a few scatter gun traps on the way.

The Pessimist thread

Rainbows were made for Males. Cause apart from black and white they can't see any other shades.

I was out in the weekend and we had a change. The person in charge holds up the item in question and goes "your new ones are dark red, see".

I never turned to look as our last ones were yellow so the difference should be obvious. But when they arrived at my table i choked on my tea. They were bloody brown not bloody dark red.

Never put a female in charge of colors and expect them to be able to talk to a male about it.

RE: random comments #365

iTS TO DAMN EARLY TO BE TALKING ABOUT %$#@*&^%$#

If u were in NZ u would be only doing extra work to get u through labour weekend, Halloween, and Guy Fawkes.

Good thing my pockets are deep and my arms real short.

RE: random comments #365

Make more scones and go selling them door to door.

Go visiting Tarnz. You can come see me. But sorry muds a bit hard to come by so not sure how I can make it dirty for you as has been suggested.

RE: random comments #365

Take your point Blonde. I just had what was reported on the news.
As per usual there could be another side.

RE: The Last Word....

Oh thats good family values your teaching wordie, Larf.

Staying up till all hours. I don't know.

Come on wordie let me teach you how to spell Bubblybrarz. I mean Brarz I mean braz I mean bearz

The Pessimist thread

When the Phone rings, There is an 80% chance its somebody you don't want to talk to right now. If you wanted to talk to them you would of rung them or visited them.

(Dragon the Pessimist)

The Pessimist thread

Nope Shell Realist not allowed, only Pessimists and those making optimists look bad


Actually in many cases a Realist is just an educated pessimist. (They say it better and less negatively)

RE: The Last Word....

Which part of Aussie do they live

RE: IM Looking Traval Partner

So you need me to come over and look after your flower shop.

RE: IM Looking Traval Partner

Nope as you go through customs wisper in someones ear that these boys were talking drugs drugs. And then give kid a ring.

RE: What weather

Meanwhile here in HB its sunny sunny sunny. And the temp is nice range between 14 & 20. Now if only i can stop summer coming.

Mind you bikini's and skimpy clothes.

HB is a lovely climate ladies. And I'm here to

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

And they say the female is hard done by in todays society. Just who is trying to kid who.

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

As long as thats all it is Awesome. As long as she's still either earning the same wage, or keeping the house in the same state as when we met. And still has the same personality and giving the same or better bedroom pleasure and hasn't gone awol to religion then how can one complain.

RE: random comments #365

At least you don't have to worry about them breaking apart now by trying to cut them in half. And you'll use less butter. Both a cost saving and a calorie saving.

RE: random comments #365

This got me miffed. News Report.

Marriage guidance Councillor got name suppression and 6mths home detention. For (Going by the sounds of the news report) seriously beating up his wife.

How does someone who doesn't practice what they preach (or he doesn't preach mainstream marriage guidance philosophy) be allowed name suppression and allowed to continue practicing as a councillor.

Sorry but thats just not cricket. Lets hear his name and deny him the right to further practice as a councillor ever.

And i'm afraid the judge who passed the sentence; also needs to be scrutinized for passing such a travesty of justice.

The Pessimist thread

Whilst "Hitch" was good entertainment value in my eyes.

The scenario is soooooo not going to happen.

(Dragon the Pessimist)

The Pessimist thread

But I still

RE: what makes us tick?

Kizzy it had been more than an Hour. i was very excited.

According to American College Humor I'm suppose to jack off first in order to last longer. You never gave me the chance to get to the toilet.

RE: IM Looking Traval Partner

It occurred to me Ladies. Your looking at this a tad closed minded.

Actually I suppose I am to. I could always dress up couldn't I.

But you could always find out if plane tickets are provided and then arrange for kid to meet you at the other end. If you don't get the return ticket to put in your hand bag, Well you only have to pay for the return trip.

Sorry Jeep.

RE: IM Looking Traval Partner

He gets them talking Awesome. You have to give him that.

RE: IM Looking Traval Partner

Now thats a generalization. Especially if talking to a worm.

RE: The Last Word....

Sounds like your Mum calling Tarnz.

RE: what makes us tick?

I would of believed a true Optimist would allow the second date hoping it would get better. Only a true Pessimist would give you one chance to prove yourself.

As in I doubt it will work but I ain't going to cut my nose of to spite myself.

(Is there a difference between stirring and debating)

RE: what makes us tick?

Its alright ladies it was a debate I was never going to follow through on.

RE: The Last Word....

Way to go Kizzy. That sort of tone or to sort them out and let you keep the last word.

I just realised what i did sorry

The Pessimist thread

And you tried to tell me your an optimist Kizzy. Thats much the same Connotation I put to it and I know I'm a pessimist. I thought Optimists were more positive.

Mind you; You did say it would suffice them a week and if the mood took them they might get the opportunity next week.
I suppose thats better than same time tommorrow if your around otherwise I'll take whoever.

RE: The Last Word....

No its Ok i'll hold it for kizzy.

How far would you go....

Tarnz

That kind leads on to one of my lead up questions.

Which would of been. In saying yes did you consider the actual reality?

In the song "give my love to Rose". The dying guy had been in Prison for ten years. He hasn't seen this woman and child for ten years. We don't know how their relationship stands. There could be court orders and trespass notices and new partners. And we don't know how much cash is involved.

Just in the case of Money where does your conscience lie. How much is too little for the effort and how much is too much that personal greed takes over?.

As you say Tarnz. You just really don't know until the situation is thrust upon you.

The Pessimist thread

! Please Don't grab opportunity. !


She's a big Girl who doesn't like people being fresh with her. She will hurt you.