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RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

Why did Piglet bury Pooh.




Cause he was out in the woods and its just unhealthy and poor etiquette to leave that sort thing laying around for someone else to step in.

RE: The Last Word....

Ok Wordie we only eat the Green ones and pink ones. Never eat the white ones and only eat the black ones when no one is looking. Leave the little ones, why ruin a good meal.

RE: The Last Word....

Hey MBR the Graveyard suits you. You look right at home.

RE: The Last Word....

The Monster of the deep sleeps and Moby comes to play.

RE: random comments #365

Those are the days I seek the Panic room out.




What I hate is forgetting the code to let me out again.

RE: The Last Word....

Don't care: Possesion is nine tenths of the law.

Situation = General Discussion

Not to detract from the above topic. But here's a Doosey

HEADLINE:

Police Chief calls for less Prisoners.


Gee how we gonna do that.

I know I'll just go tell everyone to be honest from here on in and to live by accepted Society Norms.


YEAH Right

Who said the Media can't give you a laugh.

RE: The Last Word....

Was what? Memory lapse there Bj or alzhiemers settling in.

Situation = General Discussion

I know Serene. Thats why i mentioned the Dog choking on its lead. Although that bit wasn't against the law it reflected poorly on the person as a dog owner.
Imagine if thats how they walked their kid. More people would be up in arms. The dog has rights. And there are expectations in society on how a dog is suppose to behave and be walked.

But thats just it, Its only someone else's expectation.

And as for OSH getting involved in things. If OSH got involved in Stupid ways to get an injury from walking a dog. Then there would be a law against it.

Situation = General Discussion

Last night coming home I pass a cyclist taking their dog for a run.
Note: We are well within the official hours of Darkness when all vehicle lights must be on.

Things that were wrong.

No cycle helmet.
No Bike Lights.
No reflector.
Dog Choking itself on the lead as it strains to run faster than owner.

So I was wondering how do you stop and ask this young person if they realise what they are doing is wrong and against the law. That if the law came along they would be heavily fined?.
Is walking the dog this way worth that fine?.

Without being told to take my sticky beak and place it elsewhere.
(Note how very politely I phrased this last sentence. )

I mean if they weren't aware they were doing wrong, then they deserve to be advised before being copped by a copper. Surely.

I suppose I should add it was a very low income neighbourhood i was passing through. That generally can't really afford fines.

RE: Natural/alternative remedies?

Some very Natural fixes for stressful times.

Smile. It really works. Not just with your mouth. Put your whole face into it. Its very hard to return to woe is me when you have forced yourself to do a couple of these and held them for a few seconds.
(Actually told to me by Hello you. I've heard it before but this time I decided to practise it)

Arguments. When faced with an argument you can't physically avoid. Respond back with something that has absolutely zip to do with what they are having a go at you over. You'll throw them completely off kilter and confuse them. They will walk away

(OK probably only 50% successful and won't work on Partner / Flatmate but on outsiders who only fleetingly impose themselves on your universe its quite good)

RE: The Last Word....

As MBR drops into Dreamland, Dreaming of World peace and unemployment. The word settles down to a game of risk with me.

RE: The Last Word....

And so it comes back to me. Just like a Red Rubber Ball.

(Come on Word. My your all bouncy. OH its all that coffee they been givin you)

RE: Date Auction

Yep Red your so right. Men are too busy Boo Hooing over there own woebegone selves to worry about the female's issues.



Fricken Males.

RE: The Last Word....

Sorry to intrude on the Intimacy BB. But George Clooney is on the phone for you.

RE: why vote for me and not contact me

Hey Rain Shadow Remember.

As you browse the people who rated you. If you see a female who rated you a ten (Or just favourably). And she grabs your attention also. Then reach out and say hi.

In this circumstance: She could be old fashioned, and just giving you the subtle hint that she like you; and for you to reach out and contact her.

RE: THAT Ring

Of course there is New life.

How many of us males, are as confused as Prince Charles.

Hell even I rate myself above Prince Charles and I don't have his privaleges to back me up.

RE: Re: Christmas

Oh thats easy

Its so u can pretend your popular and have mates.


I think that reply should of gone in another thread SORRY

RE: Short Term

It is possible on CS to have Intamit (Spelling Duh) Encounters as what your looking for.

I prefer to think positively about Short term like TB did.

As for some supposed optimists that have posted. Nice to see we can Flip flop sides from time to time.

RE: THE FLOWER FAIRY

Aren't you undercutting Shell's Territory.

Here she is trying to make a living out of her poor flowers and your just giving the away.

Poor Shell


(PS. Thanks for Flower Toffee first one I had in months. Ok Days.)

RE: The Last Word....

You did lose u, But this is about the Word.

RE: The Last Word....

I'll say. Come on Wordie.

RE: THAT Ring

Well lets hope William knows which way he swings unlike his Father. His Fathers so confused he settled on a Drag Queen for a wife.

RE: why vote for me and not contact me

You know if you don't like your current rating you can play with it and get it reset. I think all you have to do is deactivate rating then reactivate again.

RE: why vote for me and not contact me

As others said. We are assumeing your talking photo voting.

Look at it this way. People who vote poorly for you are jealous. They are trying to bring your rating down to make them look better. But anybody who chooses dates by photo rating is a very dubious date, don't you think.

Mines enabled but i don't give a flying fig about it thats why i haven't even bothered to turn it off. But it sure would be an ego boost if i looked and found it above 8.

Also though, like Celibate said. Its a time waster. Just something to do whilst your awaiting a response or surfing with no actual goal in mind.

RE: why vote for me and not contact me

Smurfs are blue and wear white caps all the time. Sorry Awesomei think you need glass's

RE: The Last Word....

Anyway while we leave them squabbling like old hens. The word looks for more Intellectual pursuits.

RE: Date Auction

Well I can step up my bid.

Poetry every night for a month. Read to you by scented candle light. plus a hand written ode to you about you each week.

Of course I'll be writing this while you fix the evening meal.

But remember that goes with the two pet lambs and a now very limp grubbed thistle.

RE: The Last Word....

Having Trouble Nuala. Here listen to some of Shells favourite poetry

RE: brissy meet in Dec or Jan

Above message was suppose to be attached to this.