starr6114 Forum Posts (531)

RE: Silly Man Quotes.....

A man is not complete util he's married............
...............................Then he"s finished

RE: Silly Man Quotes.....

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.

RE: Silly Man Quotes.....

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

RE: Silly Man Quotes.....

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

RE: Silly Man Quotes.....

When you're nose to nose, your toes are in it.
And when you're toes to toes your nose is in it

RE: Silly Man Quotes.....

First. God mane man........

Then he took a rib from man,

And made a woman...........

and they've been a pain in the side ever since.

RE: what are your?

Why worry about death............


Either your sick or you're well
If you're well, there is nothing to worry about
If you're sick, there are only two things to worry about

You will either get well or die
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about
If you die there are still only two things to worry about

You will either go to Heaven or Hell
If yoou go to heaven you will live in a beautiful hereafter, hence nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell, you will be so busy greating old friends, you'll have no time to worry

SO, Why worry about it.

Be, I'm scaired as hell. I'm pretty sure where I'm going and I'm afraid none of you will be there

RE: question for the Guys

Verwy Verwy Sneaky......................

RE: the left side of the bed or the right side ?

Which ever side the dog doesn't want. He's a very picky sleeper and will try an push me off the bed if I encroach on his space to much..

RE: Ice Cream, anyone??

Chunky Monkey

RE: Ok, do guys like their lady to have long or short hair?

Short hair, long hair, no hair............

It's all good...

As long as it's in the right place

RE: I can't blieve it...

Don't worry HH I'm on the way.

I'm an Ace Klicker Fixers

My Motto

" If it aint broke................I'll fix it till it is"

RE: a broad abroad

Hello, virtual friend.

Welcome to the funny farm.

Just sit back and be amazed.

Be very very careful going out alone there. I've got "Army Boy" friends there in Kabul and it's definately not safe for a young lady when there about.

Cheers

RE: I can't blieve it...

Guess I should wait till tomorrow to start sending again

RE: NAme 1 part of your body you would change?

PASTE

RE: NAme 1 part of your body you would change?

Make sure to use good past...........

It'll look funny ern hell if it falls off on the dance floor.......

RE: NAme 1 part of your body you would change?

I thought I might like to change my nose......

But in the end

I just decided to change my mind....

RE: Nobody Wants Me

OK....OK.... I...AM...HITTING... ON... YOU
hear that.
I...AM... HITTING... ON... YOU...........................
..................................................How about tonight, dinner at my place then a movie after?

RE: WHAT WOULD U BUY FOR XMAS,?

I go to the Bazaar to buy stuff
When I get too much stuff
I go back to the Bazaar and sell some stuff
That way I can go to the Bazaar, and buy more stuff

RE: Just wondering

In my humble opinion, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What's fat for one may be just right for thr next.

Or, maybe I'm just trying to reconcile my, few extra, er several, er, OK already, many extra pounds

RE: OK Guys, The Women are Tired...

UHN UH, not me, now way in hell, forget it, not a chance .................

nnnnoooooooooooooooo ............................

AINT NOBODY, I SAID NOBODY, taking my stinger.......

RE: the Sensitive Man

Damn, shot down before I even get off the runway. I've got four. A Snoopy in flying gear, two dragons, and an Alf

RE: Well................i met another player.........

A heart can be broken many times , but needs only to be mended once

RE: Anyone know a good blond joke?

How do put the sparkle in a blong girls eyes?
















Shin a flashlight in her ear

RE: Growing older....

Well, show them your not as old as you look..... Kick em back.:bang:

RE: If you could make a wish where would you like to be right now

Rwanda?




Roamnia?



Rembucktoo?

RE: If you could make a wish where would you like to be right now

Back at the Whistleing Bird resort in Negrli Jamiaca, mon

Laying on the beach, sipping papya daiquiris, rolling a spliff, and enjoying the scenery

RE: Can anyone recommend a good company/ destination for singles holidays

Try these two web sites for singles resorts. I can reccomend Sandals, Thay've got several singles only resorts that are very nice

Sandals.com

clubholidays.com

Hope you find what your looking for

RE: any one been turkey this summer

I think somebody needs an attitude adjustment

RE: They said I had to go to

I lLIKE REHAB, they've give you pretty little pills and you get sedateder and sedateder and sedateder end setateder and.....................