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It will probably be tomorrow before your profile is approved. Everybody goes through this at first. So for today just read all the good stuff and be thinking up some great replies. If I remember youll get en email or a flower telling that you have been approved.
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OK, OK, Already. I'll get to you as soon as I can. I'm a busy Baby you know. To whom should I direct my majik arrows. I've treat the tips in a very special love potion just for you pretty lady. But if that cat pees on my foot you outta luck lady.
A man is walking down a beach, and accidentally kicks a bottle out of the sand. He opens the bottle, and a genie appears. The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you one wish. I can only grant one." The man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii. I've never been able to go because airplanes are much too frightening for me and boats make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I can't do it. Imagine all the work involved. All the piling to hold up the highway needed and all the pavement. Ask for something else." "Well," the man said. "I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with. Basically, what makes them tick." The genie considered this for a couple of minutes and said, "So, do you want that road two lanes or four?"
A lady was lost in her car in a bad snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it. Pretty soon a snow plow came by and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes. Finally the driver of the snow plow got out and asked what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her that if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded, and said, "Well I'm through with the Walmart lot, now you can follow me over to the Kmart."
RE: Quotations or sayings that have moved you
"To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.”