Dedovix Forum Posts

Apr 15, 2014

RE: Hi!

Last time I had 4, I tried to hump a bear-trap,it was quite an eyeopening experience ...

Apr 12, 2014

RE: Hi!

See, I inherited daltonism from my father and for years I was looking for a cure

Seems three shots of vodka does the trick ...

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Apr 12, 2014

RE: Hi!

I just realized something ,you have green eyes ...

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Apr 12, 2014

RE: Hi!

Welcome ...
Ever wondered why they make only white straitjacket ...white isn`t really my color ...

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Apr 12, 2014

RE: Ruined..

Nothing a few tequila shots won`t cure ...or make it worse ...

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Apr 11, 2014

RE: On Relating With Men

Yeah, Men are weird ...
maybe you should get an electric toothbrush,name it Gerard and see how that works out ...

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Apr 11, 2014

RE: ////////Thread topics??????

Can I ???
Yep ...
Controversial,funny ...nut,but what for ,I don`t really wanna hear (read) anyone's opinion ...

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Apr 5, 2014

RE: Why most women are into a romantic date?

I just find it easier to impress them with my taser...

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Apr 5, 2014

RE: Your favorite Easter tradition

food is my favorite part
Im fat ...

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Apr 5, 2014

RE: most loyal long lasting women in the world are

most loyal long lasting women in the world ???

I guess balsamed women

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Apr 2, 2014

RE: Putin increases Military to say in your face to U.S.A . Is Putin staring WW3 ?

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Apr 1, 2014

RE: International April Fools Day

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Apr 1, 2014

RE: International April Fools Day

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Apr 1, 2014

RE: Will Russia invades mainland china again?

Let me check my schedule...

Nope, not today ,maybe next week ...

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Apr 1, 2014

RE: Beggars on the street how do you react to them

I usually ask them for a loan as Im raising money for a shlong enlargement operation ...

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Mar 31, 2014

RE: Putin increases Military to say in your face to U.S.A . Is Putin staring WW3 ?

I have evidence ,The Russians are coming

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Mar 30, 2014

RE: do not take any microchip for any reason

Well, Im glad that the bible fulfills your need for knowledge and answers all your questions,...

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Mar 30, 2014

RE: What is so atttractive about kneeboots and over the knee boots that turns on guts so much?

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Mar 30, 2014

RE: why is it that you meet someone on CS they proclaim their love and then keep contacting other people

Many of us are capable to love more than one person at the time ...

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Mar 30, 2014

RE: God'n'Stuff

Have you noticed, only Ringo hasn`t been named after a saint ,yet he was a Star

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Mar 30, 2014

RE: God'n'Stuff

Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.

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Mar 30, 2014

RE: Did God create the universe or did the Big Bang?.

what exactly is the big bang theory
(According to the standard theory, our universe sprang into existence as "singularity" around 13.7 billion years ago. What is a "singularity" and where does it come from? Well, to be honest, we don't know for sure. Singularities are zones which defy our current understanding of physics )
well, it sounds like the Emperor's New Groove ,to me

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Mar 30, 2014