A Pirate walks into a Pub, the Barkeep says, "Do you know you have a Steering Wheel sticking out of your Trousers? The Pirate replies: "Aaar I know, It's driving me nut's"
It's not lost on me that I am in an Aluminum tube, seven miles above the Earth at 550mph. I will now try to get closer to the tail section, as statistically there is better chance of survival in a disaster. Do not watch an entire season of "Mayday" on DVD before boarding.
RE: Friday Funnies
A Ghost Dog walks into a Pub looking for his Tail.Barkeep says: "Sorry we don't retail Spirits"