sunflora Forum Posts (154)

How Clever Are You???

Hmmmmmmmm...

RE: how do you flirt or make a move on someone you fancy?

Just go for it little... Offer him a cuppa, touch hands, see what happens You'll never know unless you try... Unless you bust your washing machine and then you can call him back a next time...
(Just check his left hand first! Lol!)

Good luck...

How Clever Are You???

You're Lying...

RE: how do you flirt or make a move on someone you fancy?

It depends if it's on-line or face to face...

As scarlet said, alot is to do with body languarge... Feeling comfortable and confident helps alot, eye contact and a lil touch of the arm/leg wouldn't go amiss... so long as the other person feels the same... The question is... what if it isn't reciprocated?

How Clever Are You???

Errrrmmm... Yeah rite chris course you did!!!! (NOT!!)

How Clever Are You???

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.

RE: what keeps ya

Wow... that actually sounds feasible... Lol! Thank you for that

Still wanna know why they sterilize needles for lethal injections tho... Anybody???

RE: do long distance relationships really work!

Well I can definately relate to the 'getting too old for all this palarver' My son was only 6 at the time so was quite impressionable and besides he was at that point going through a phase of not wanting to see his dad etc etc etc...

Can also relate to the 'not hearing from him for 3 days'... What is it with some guys, texting, ringing, e-mail few days then WHAM they discappear! Really bugs me... then a week later, you get mail... Hi how have you been? As if nowt was wrong etc etc... Grrrrrr...

Btw: If anyone reading this that knows Porsha69 and that can get a message to her... Will you please tell her I say Thanks for the other night... Her profile is down/cancelled/deleted and I wanted to get in touch...

RE: do long distance relationships really work!

Lol! He worked in turkey abbatoir!!!! N yeah, I seem to attract the same kinda bloke... Maybe I should become a nun (although on saying that I may as well be anyway!) This happened 5yr ago... met him on a sky dating channel...

Like you I have to laff about it now... my lad suffered a lil bit though as he missed our trips to wales every other weekend but I think that was about the only reason!

Hey ho... onwards n upwards... Their loss!!!

RE: do long distance relationships really work!

Yeah n i thought he was always knackered cos of him '12hour' shifts through the week! He obviously denied seeing anyone else but I had the proof there n in my hand! Tw*t thought I'd lay down n accept it! He had another think coming!



It did really hurt at the time but I think my pride was more hurt. I did learn from it though...

Besides, when I found out he shaved him armpits took a bit of the edge off us...

RE: MALTA

Hi Jo, thanks for that and you have mail...

Guess Im just on a downer, an earlier thread in the other forum just got to me... But hey I will bounce back... (literally)

I don't act 42 1/2 of the time either so no point asking me for words of wisdom...

Nice to meet you too btw... Andrea

RE: MALTA

Thanks hun, at times I feel a total outcast and also alot of the people around seem to be quite 'together'
Not been on here that long so finding it hard to get to know people, especially been older than most... Maybe I should just... Oh who know... that thread has kinda got to me so...
(Sorry maybe I should have posted this direct to you see as though it got nowt to do with the thread!)

On the thread front though... A lot of palces have changed, some not for the better but I remember I loved Malta and the people were so friendly

RE: MALTA

Hi there... I been to Silema but it was about 18yrs ago! Used to have a penpal that lived in Bugiba too...

RE: What is your best joke

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table £239.99 Hot Breakfast £4.20 Two Aspirins £0.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

RE: Girls is i worng of me to want a size 6 to 8 ? thats genuine looking for a Relationship

I feel that a lot of women that are a size 14+ are alienated and neither are they evil. Most guys around are looking for slim/slender girls, just look at the profiles...
Think Im going to give this all a miss... take care n good luck all x

RE: What is your best joke

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Yorkshire couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Manchester and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Huddersfield, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

RE: what keeps ya

If humans evolved from apes... Ow come there are still apes around?

Why do they steralize needles for lethal injections?

If vegetarians eat vegetables... What do humanitarians eat???

RE: do long distance relationships really work!

I met someone from a dating site, he lived in wales n im from yorkshire. We visited each other every weekend, alternatively him driving here, me n my son going there on the train. It lasted 6months until... I was looking for some notepaper to leave him a message for when he got home as he was working nights. It seemed like I wasn't the only person he was seeing as I found 3 different 'recent' notes from other girls he had seen through the week!!! Put me off long distance relationships totally! I know every bloke aint the same but....

RE: Girls is i worng of me to want a size 6 to 8 ? thats genuine looking for a Relationship

Guess I must look ridiculous then as Im only 5'3ish and NOT a size 8-10....

OK, where is everybody...?

Yeah, my lad named me because 'sunflora' is a pokemon (which he loves) and 1 of my fave flowers are sunflowers so quite apt...

OK, where is everybody...?

I used to be called Dandelion on the CB Radio many many moons ago... Lol! Just thought would pass that useless bit of info on... Lol! Nice to meet you though girly

RE: BIG BROTHER

I generally watch the 1st show to see what type of people are going in etc and how mis-matched they all are! But after that I find it totally

RE: BIG BROTHER

OMG!!! Not again... I thought BB was in November or is that one of the other reality ones... Looks like I'll be spending even more time ere then doesn't it...!

OK, where is everybody...?

I reckon the system will go into overdrive...

OK, where is everybody...?

430am... Wow thats early... tho i guess its 530ish now as you posted that an hour ago! Lol! It isn't often I see that time of the day now, though did used to roll home at that time - very often!

RE: hi everyone

Hi there Berti n Im new to this site too but the few people I have chatted with are great and most of the time it is just one big and it takes your mind off a lot of things that are happening in your life which is a great stress-reliever at times. Beware though, it can become addictive! Lol! I was on the other night, and before I knew it, it was 3hrs later!
I think everyone has their own personal life stories (me included) and we all need an escape. Enjoy and have fun!

OK, where is everybody...?

Billrox
Me coming around a lil bit now n the clock aint making so much noise!

OK, where is everybody...?

Hi there...

OK, where is everybody...?

Well Im sorry I left you all last night/early morning... I needed my sleep! Lil writer, I know the feeling, why can't they make clocks that don'y tick??? I also wish them bloody birds outside would stop sounded so damn chirpy too!!! Loq (Laugh out quietly)

OK, where is everybody...?

Ok, where u all gone, I know its late but I just got home... Lol (So much for 3 imoticons... lmao... x x