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RE: Top three hottest ...

Katalia
Leanne
and another one

RE: What would be the first thing to do if you win the 10.000.000$ lottery ?

LOL nice

RE: What would be the first thing to do if you win the 10.000.000$ lottery ?

Honey, because I can. LOL

RE: Are you a Rose lady or Daisy lady?

Are you speaking of a first date?

Dude, flowers are sooooo cliche' and should not be given on a first date.

But I think Roses should only be given if there is true love. I myself like to surprise with wild orchids and other exotic fair.

Any dudes here ever pop a chubby at work

Oh you won't miss it for long..................... ;) LOL

Any dudes here ever pop a chubby at work

Yeah dude, low cut blouses, tight form fitting skirts, high heels, that damn pulled up hair in executive looking bun............................

Hold on, be right back!

LOL

RE: What would be the first thing to do if you win the 10.000.000$ lottery ?

I'd walk into work with no pants on. Just shoes, socks, and a shirt.

RE: What is the largest acceptable age difference in a couple?

I would agree with this. I would also say that the man should always be older. Not because I'm a chauvinistic jerk but because up until 30 guys are complete morons for the most part. ;)

Katalia, can you hear me babe? :(

LOL Jellyjenna go permabanned

And she was mailing me. hahahahahahaha

Any dudes here ever pop a chubby at work

It happened to me today while in a meeting. I was day dreaming about the girl who works in the ER. Oh man what a babe. Popped total slack deforming wood.

LOL, thank goodness the meeting was an hour long.

RE: HUNKATHON 2,IS ALMOST HERE

OK I'll give it a shot.

First off.................NO FLOWERS. That is cliche' and corny.

I'd like to meet this person at a park or pier maybe at a landmark in the City *NY*. Set a time and a place and look for each other, look for that face that you know from CS. I think that the first moment when you see that other person in real life would be really exciting. The suspense as you walk towards each other would be soooo hot.

No hand shaking! I would approach you, introduce myself, and then I'd then give you a nice slow kiss on the cheek, with a slight embrace. An embrace just firm enough for you to know that you are with somebody who appreciates he's in your presence.

What happens after that is all about chemistry. Thats all I'll say for now.

RE: HUNKATHON 2,IS ALMOST HERE

OK, but man.....................That carwash coupon would have been AWESOME!

Guess I'll just have to settle for the lamentation of the women folk.

*rips pants off to reveal leopard skin thong*

head banger laugh

RE: Does this site work?

Orrrrrr

You could always pay for a girlfriend. LOL

RE: Does this site work?

To the original poster.

How about a pic that isn't taken from the stratosphere for a start and go from there.

RE: Human beings

I can break it down more eloquently I think.

Humans

98% dumb asses
1% who think they aren't dumb asses

And then there's us.

wink

RE: Is age important in a relationship?

But nobody actually was thinking like that now were we......

roll eyes

I myself would date and have dated 19 and 20 year old women. Its not a big deal.

RE: HUNKATHON 2,IS ALMOST HERE

Sooooo this hunkathon.........................What does the winner get?

Gift certificate to their local car wash?

RE: When you make love.....

Most definitely! kiss

RE: what is happiness ?

Happiness is that moment right after you've taken a really good dump. Oh man, happiness.

devil devil barf

RE: Ladies do you like sweet.

Nice guys finish last devil

RE: If you could retire tomorrow what would you do?

eat, sleep, rinse, repeat

RE: on here we are all actors and actresses playing some part but in the real world some of us are true

I had plastic surgery just to come on connecting singles, so I'm a fake to the core! Next week I'm getting my face completely removed surgically so I don't have to use that stupid pencil drawing connecting singles uses for default anonymity.

RE: How old do you think you look? Why?

I'm 38 but I don't think I look it. I guess its up to other people and not yourself to decide.

RE: When you make love.....

It depends on the situation really.

RE: Thread update. R U Single or taken????

Single

Not looking

Just taking it as it comes

RE: When did you have your first kiss? Who did you have it with? Did you like it?

12
Girl 2 houses down playing spin the bottle
It was AWESOME!

RE: have you ever been arrested ?

Anybody who admits on this public forum that they have been arrested has some serious issues. This is the internet for cripes sakes.

RE: will u date an Asian tan like me?

Not only would I date you, I would totally knit you a sweater. Yes, thats it. A sweater.

RE: I think that the lives of some guys here would be easier if...

LAWL

RE: I think that the lives of some guys here would be easier if...

Ummm you mean like you?

I make no secret of what I'm looking for, stop trying to be a goodie goodie.

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