GorillaJones Forum Posts (247)

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Aug 23, 2007

RE: Please make me laugh.....

KY?

Aug 23, 2007

RE: Please make me laugh.....

^^^I've got a joke for you. Come closer I have to tell it in your ear...............................

*Whispers in ear*

*tricks her and kisses*

*grabs her and puts her over shoulder*

*Gets on horse and rides off*

*Realizes he doesn't have a horse and falls off top of car*

Aug 22, 2007

RE: dissapearing threads

Now Sierra, use it in a sentence............

"GorillaJones is such a stud.....................truthiness"

Nice sierra. Besito

Aug 21, 2007

RE: why so hard to get date online

It also helps to be able to make complete sentences.

Aug 21, 2007

RE: why so hard to get date online

I've been on 4 internet dates in the last 2 months. Not that hard really. Just be a normal person and not a complete moron.

Aug 21, 2007

RE: WHAT EMOTICONS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE CS ADD?

Hell yeah, I know I like to give a good smaking once in a while.

OPAug 21, 2007

Vote for SierraPage.............................................VOTE NOW!

^^^I don't know, I know I've been hammered. LOL

OPAug 20, 2007

Vote for SierraPage.............................................VOTE NOW!

She lost all her votes. :(

Vote again :)

She deserves it

OPAug 20, 2007

Vote for SierraPage.............................................VOTE NOW!

Good man!

Sierra, I anticipate your leather.

Aug 20, 2007

RE: Monday Night is Star Trek Night

I just got my STNG season 3 in the mail. All I need are 4 and 5 to complete my set. :D

OPAug 19, 2007

Vote for SierraPage.............................................VOTE NOW!

SierraPage is a very nice person. you should vote for her pics and give her 10s. Its the right thing to do.

That is all.

Thank you

Aug 18, 2007

RE: puerto rican food

But this is a good act for sure. You know what gave you away? The misspelling of moron. Only sarcastic internet people use moran, as in that famous sign. Get a brain morans.

I've figured you out bro.

Aug 18, 2007

RE: puerto rican food

I am Puerto Rican you idiot. LOL

Aug 18, 2007

RE: puerto rican food

What a moron

Aug 18, 2007

RE: CAUTION..........MONSTER INSIDE

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................................ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............................urm................uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sooooooo how bout that weather?

Aug 18, 2007

RE: YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT????

Kitten thats great, I love pomp and circumstance. I kinda wish it was 100 years ago so I could wear some cool hats myself. :p

You're one of the few people I like on here. Keep up the good work madam.

*tips cap*

Aug 18, 2007

RE: YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT????

p.s.

Your hat is awesome.

Aug 18, 2007

RE: YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT????

Kitten, nice to have you here. rock on!

OPAug 18, 2007

Mustache Rides............................

You could, but it couldn't be called Mustache rides. Its patented.

you could however call it

Mr. Pembertons famous face seat.

Now with more facial hair.

OPAug 18, 2007

Mustache Rides............................

Please forward your shipping address to receive your package of bonus gifts.

Also make sure to come one hour ahead for the mandatory bikini wax. Sorry but rules are rules.

make payment to:

Mustache Rides
PO Box 32389
Hoboken NJ, 85984

Your patronage is appreciated, enjoy your ride.

Aug 18, 2007

RE: what's your motto?

Help people if you can......................Crush them if you must.

Aug 18, 2007

RE: finish this sentence...

*BOING X2*

Aug 18, 2007

RE: finish this sentence...

*BOING*

OPAug 18, 2007

Mustache Rides............................

Yes, its why we continuously beat our Japanese competitors for 10 years running. They also have a problem growing mustaches which also helps.

OPAug 18, 2007

Mustache Rides............................

I'm the salesman maam.

We have extended warranties as well. When you inquire be sure to use code 3345

OPAug 18, 2007

Mustache Rides............................

Well if you don't know what it is there is always google.

I'm a simple mustache sales man maam. I'm not in marketing. They didn't teach us that as Mustache U.

Aug 18, 2007

RE: does anybody know who their real freinds are on this site ?...and how do you tell ?

Welcome to virtual devils advocate

OPAug 18, 2007

Mustache Rides............................

It is isn't it.............

Aug 18, 2007

RE: does anybody know who their real freinds are on this site ?...and how do you tell ?

I am what ever you want me to be since I am on the internet. You can love me, hate me, curse me, praise me. Won't matter. This is not reality.

OPAug 17, 2007

Mustache Rides............................

Yes you can get the oven mitt for .50 if you wanted. But none of them come with a mustache.

If the 30 are unsold by weeks end I will hold a sale. you'll get

The mustache ride
The oven mitt
The commemorative plate with certificate of authenticity
A limited edition mustache ride pen set, with mustache eraser
and last but not least a free mustache ride anytime within the next year.

For anybody you refer you get a free mustache ride.

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