GorillaJonesGorillaJones Forum Posts (247)

RE: what do women wanna hear when a guy emails them on the site?

Doesn't matter what you say. In the end they will decide to respond if you're their "type"

RE: why do nice guys always finish last??

Because women are insane...

RE: Connecticut Geeks.....:)

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"

RE: If you had only 3 words to describe yourself..what would they be????

Want

To

Touch

RE: WHAT IF U MEET AND NO SPARK

:( blues blues blues

RE: What is the weirdest

Is he bothering you my dear? *rolls up sleeves*

LOL

RE: Miricle Grow

I have miracle grow. Sierras beautiful mug!

RE: Who is your most favorite painter....????

That white guy with the afro. Bob Ross?

R.I.P dude, you were awesome.

RE: You know your Ghetto when......

I give your attempt at humor a 3 out of 10.

practice.

RE: WANT.

Just wanted to let you know you made a good thread through. thumbs up

RE: WANT.

I "want" all the time and I'm happy as hell. Its the inability to be happy with what you have and realizing that you can "want" and "work" for what you "want" but to be realistic about what it is that you "want"

Only morons think life sucks because they can't have what they want. Just my opinion.

RE: What would you choose, abundant wealth or eternal love?

LOL everybody knows that abundant wealth buys you all the eternal love you want.

devil

RE: about puerto ricans

LOL

RE: Do you believe people when they say this..

Oh almost forgot, and liars. Liars say this.

RE: Do you believe people when they say this..

Only blind people say this

RE: What do you think about poligamus people????

LOL

Sierra? Where are you when I need you! LOL x 10000

RE: Which is best?

I thought I was the only one?!

*cries, rocks back and forth in corner, eats bucket of ice cream*

RE: So, do you think this whole thing works?

Constanza shows herself!

RE: we are as one

I was on vacation in the African plains. I'm a wild life preserve director and had to help a couple of hippos mate. It was torture.

RE: Finish this.....Love is.......

Lawl

RE: we are as one

I cried....................then cried again.

*hold me*

RE: Women showing interest but not following anything up.

Funny for me, not so much for you.

RE: Finish this.....Love is.......

Hmmmmmmm you do know what this means right? :p

RE: Women showing interest but not following anything up.

Maybe you're not interesting.

RE: High Maintenance Woman

I've had HM chicks as girlfriends. Ugh what a pain in the balls. Usually they are also the worst performers in the bedroom to. I'll stick to normal women without brain damage thanks.

RE: who goes to bed thinking about the person of their dreams and hope the dream about them?

How bout.........................no?

RE: Finish this.....Love is.......

..........eyes focused upward

LOL

RE: Please make me laugh.....

Sierra? Sierra is that you? Come closer child, come closer.

*wacks Sierra in shin with walking cane*

RE: Please make me laugh.....

Ummmmm hold on, I'll be right back!

hehehe

RE: Please make me laugh.....

Italian combo sandwich?

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