GorillaJonesGorillaJones Forum Posts (247)

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

Guard you tongue for the enemies of evil are everywhere..........................................Quickly, kill him! laugh

devil devil devil

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

*waits for her eventual return*

In the meantime, Ice and I have work to do. Evil work!

devil devil devil

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

If you do make sure its a super stretch..........................I need room for my midgets.

I'll tell you when we meet. LOL

RE: Who Likes Snakes?

Well it depends on who crazy enough to have both a trouser snake and a real snake in their trousers.

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

I will try if you wish it so.

*picard* :p

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

neigh, twas so....................

The giant hairy behemoth swept me off my feet, bathed me and oiled me, and gently placed me in a bed made of dried palm leaves. In the morning he fed me milk from rare gypsy mountain goat and fed me the eggs of the wild Australian womp womp bird. We spent the day watching the sun rise and he cradled me in his big hairy arms................................................the end.

RE: Life Water

This message brought to you by your friendly neighborhood roguecop

RE: is there one religion for us?

Religion from the beginning of time is all about one thing.

A WAY FOR THE FEW TO CONTROL THE MANY.

RE: Who Likes Snakes?

Just a guess........................Trouser snake? LOL

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

While my tale was a lark I will travel to meet someone I feel is worth it.

But if you want to hear the fake rest of the story here goes.

"When he opened the door I was taken aback by the huge amount of shoulder hair he had. I mean we're talking George The Animal Steel shoulder hair"

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

cheers

RE: relationships that are based on rebound looking people

I messed around and got a triple double.................oh wait, not that kind of rebound. laugh

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

LOL!

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

How about flying 12 hours, driving 7 hours, taking a covered wagon for 8 hours, and then finally a mountain donkey for 5 hours. How about that? Thats what I did, true story. turns out it was a guy.................................... barf

RE: Nice face or Nice Body...?

I'm a face man. The face is the most important.

wilita's face wink

RE: when you were a kid....what movies did you adore

Alien, Anything Spielberg, Big Red One, and a few others

RE: Iran. Next target?

LOL moderators, grow a sense of humor please.

RE: Internet dating ever work?

I went on a great date tonight with someone I met on another site. It was fun as hell. Nobody from this site yet................YET. But I'm working on it right now!

devil devil devil

RE: Controling China and India Through Afghanistan.Is it real aim of America?

Silly rabbit, the real aim of America is to sell Big Macs.

Noob

RE: Iran. Next target?

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RE: Could next president of America solve the problem of Iraq?

*Sends tomahawk missle to poolak blowing his threads up*

*Arrogant American who is fat and stupid and loves war*

RE: about puerto ricans

Yes we Puerto Ricans do have a certain quality, an air of, how do you say..................cheap housing.

laugh

RE: What is the last thing you want to hear when you are in the throws of passion?

I'd say farts or maybe kids laughing. Both would be mood killers

RE: anyone you got the hots for on here

yes!

RE: should we all be fingered printed and carry photo id cards with electronic tagging to catch terroris

Those of us who would sacrifice essential liberties for temporary safety...............................deserve neither liberty nor safety......

As true now as it was 225 years ago.

Wake up people! Life is not safe! You're going to wake up one morning and realize that you are barcoded, tagged, and watched 24 hours a day. You mamby pamby safety freaks disgust me. Your breed is like animals to the slaughter. Ugh.

RE: @@@ Failure @@@

Life is not fair

Some will find love
Some will find fortune
Some will find Fame
Some will fine nothing but loneliness

Those are the breaks unfortunately. Sometimes fate is cruel.

RE: What's the BEST thing that happened to you this week?

I met someone on CS that shares similar "interests" LOL

RE: Why are people afraid to speak their minds or shoot from the hip????

Ummmm you only have to look at several responses on this site to see why people curb their tongue. There are a ton of people here who love to chastise people.

RE: Communism....

Hmmmm, I wonder what my co-workers are talking about? They said they hated it there, rationing, extremely abusive police, KGB overshadow. Funny to see such different opinions.

RE: Communism....

We hate communists?

Well I work with two gentlemen who were teenagers during the iron curtain days in Russia. We talk extensively about this subject as I am a history buff. He told me that it was part of schooling to be taught that the west was your enemy. His brother in law was taken by the KGB one night and never came back. I don't remember any of that in school here, and I've never heard of Americans dissapearing in the night, so yeah. More anti America propaganda. Surprise surprise. roll eyes

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