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RE: A picture paints words

Yeah I lost interest too, he sounds too paranoid to me , since he is even scared to share one thru and email. I say forget him.

RE: The advantages of internet dating

Did anyone mention it's also Cheaper ! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What does one dislike mostly concerning males???

Having to saying No more than once to the same guy, on the same date, on the same night etc. etc. etc.scold

The Partying Husband !

No it wouldnt be as funny but these days a man can have a woman arrested for assault for even a slap now. professor

RE: Why am I having a hard time?

I see nothing wrong with you but you might try some photos that show a closer up of your face and smiling, along with this photo you have. Plus dont give up I have had that same problem in the beginning too. Good Luck !!comfort

If Men could change places with a Woman !

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If Men could change places with a Woman !

Are you have brain blood drainage or something ????banana rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

If Men could change places with a Woman !

Thats a deep subject , to be talking about on here. rolling on the floor laughing

If Men could change places with a Woman !

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If Men could change places with a Woman !

I bet it can at least be used as a deadly weapon with the rock tied onto the end , ha !rolling on the floor laughing

If Men could change places with a Woman !

Hey Paws !!! How come the tribe ( i dont remember which one, seen in National geograhic once) which the men stretch it to the ground using a rock tied to it , making it about 3 feet long. How come they don't pass out ???
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If Men could change places with a Woman !

It's only fair !!!banana

If Men could change places with a Woman !

Wow thats twice the size of a regular man and thats all it took to empty his brain of blood !! OMG !!!rolling on the floor laughing jaw drop rolling on the floor laughing

If Men could change places with a Woman !

Yeah and I bet the floors would all be made of mirrors too !!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

If Men could change places with a Woman !

But some pretty nice looking perverts you guys are !!!rolling on the floor laughing wave

If Men could change places with a Woman !

No mention of the size (inches) ???? DARN !!!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: If Jesus returned tomorrow....

He would be riding a one of a kind special created Harley and leather chaps and jacket. He would be wearing only finest cotton against his body underneath. He would be listening to any music that sounded like heaven to him. He would be healing the sick with his powers and help of the finest smoke around.head banger dancing

If Men could change places with a Woman !

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If Men could change places with a Woman !

Can't put this on paper , Men don't read Instructions !!!!!rolling on the floor laughing professor rolling on the floor laughing

If Men could change places with a Woman !

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If Men could change places with a Woman !

That G - Spot could be there so even disadvantaged men who may have only 3 inches or so can have something to reach to satisfy her.rolling on the floor laughing

If Men could change places with a Woman !

Well lay The Capital G on its back and follow it , its kind of like a map , Ha !!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

If Men could change places with a Woman !

We women can tell those guys in the scientific community , It does Exist !!!!rolling on the floor laughing

The Partying Husband !

Partying Husband

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him

"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me.

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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If Men could change places with a Woman !

Darn only a Minuete ! I think I might be getting cheated here !rolling on the floor laughing

If Men could change places with a Woman !

Top Secret !!! If we tell then we won't even get that 5 Min. search !!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

If Men could change places with a Woman !

You got that right Paws ! rolling on the floor laughing

The Fishing Trip !

Yep it is ! grin I have only lived here a few years, so I am still learning wave

The Fishing Trip !

A Missouri man was stopped by a game warden in Mark Twain Nat forest
recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river
well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"


"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim'
round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice
chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, It's the
truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the man.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

We in Missouri may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most. devil angel

RE: Grandfather and grandson.

Really cute ! Those darn little honest kids ,get you in trouble everytime ha.rolling on the floor laughing

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