AwesomeChoice Forum Posts (720)

RE: blonde year in review

If so......you'll have more fun as you know :)
Don't be shy....send me an invitation to Malta.....I might even challenge myself to a bike ride

RE: Holy Grail

Holly crap... ...Hot air won't be enough for producing such thoughtful poetry...
Sounds like a bad case of upset stomach....Ya know, that can be quite a mystery at the times

Hi Lago
was busy lately....and didn't have a chance to wish you a very safe flight! and a smooth landing...
Keep a journal of your trip ....and
Be good

RE: blonde year in review

Most certainly I'll take it ...here and here
Love all your "Blonde" jokes.....hmmm, wonder why

Are blondes your preference....or you just like to tease them

RE: Hello everyone out there

Hi Pete!
Wish you to have a better luck this time
...and welcome back!

RE: blonde year in review

Got it!!! ...Hi Jacko ...Is there any award for smart blondes:)

RE: One for the Ladies

I'm putting your phone # for references.....since my x knows how to spell "bitcy".....

RE: One for the Ladies

Perfect man.....Has to know what women want..............

RE: One for the Ladies

Is that a problem .....Don't tell me!!!.... I'd rather live in darkness...........

Hi there "One Wise Man"

RE: One for the Ladies

Hi Peter....
I need....perfect man....and my list is....endless....
Want me to send it to you

RE: legs

Right after you......changing yours to "Rustylegs"....dear!

But thanks..........
Owe you a compliment....will pay back later.......

RE: legs

Looking for a.... beautiful furniture here Asterix
Somethin' new every day...:) here

Kidding
~staring at my furniture's legs~

RE: legs

Let me get you into my "Finishing school"...my guarantee: you'll feel my knee Darlin'

RE: Final thought for today

He'll turn on another side .........

Great day and weekend Wedy and everyone above

RE: Final thought for today

Obviously you need some calories for your bike Jacko
.....I haven't seen you two being separated since my joining CS

RE: To all Caucasian males.

Pardon me....but Lago is all booked until March 2010.......




Lago, I added another $1K to your previous bill.....Stop being so desirably cute, puppy!!!

RE: Final thought for today

How about the people that buy only no-fat products
I do count calories.......stop at 1200/day

RE: When do u get up usually?

You'll find what you dream for.....

Dream large!!!!

Good morning Jacko
Good weather in Malta?

RE: When do u get up usually?

....that's cos you go to bed too early....with a wrong honey

RE: When do u get up usually?

I'm lazy too...and my body requests at least 8 hours of sleep...if I don't give it then it forces me to take a two hours nap in the middle of the day....

RE: Perhaps this would make you smile too ...

uhhh..........nice new pic Rusty!.........I'm under impression you're lately in a white-black palitra mood....The clothes in my pic are actually called "bedroom whisper pink"

RE: Perhaps this would make you smile too ...

That's what manicure pedicure salons are for,.... no
Me and my girlfriend are going to the spa this Saturday

RE: Perhaps this would make you smile too ...

Do you mean "teeth bleaching" or "teeth extraction"

RE: Perhaps this would make you smile too ...

...no need to worry Jacko-honey!......my smart ex gave me a scratching post for my b-day......
since then I'm harmless

RE: To all Caucasian males.

Oh, No way!!....Totally disagree!....Jacko is one of TRUE gentlemen on this site...and has never been rude to anyone.....Everyone has preferences....nothing is wrong with that! and personal preferences don't mean that the person is rude.......

RE: Perhaps this would make you smile too ...

"Meow"........You're bringing out the cat in me, Jacko.....with your compliments!!!!

RE: Perhaps this would make you smile too ...

Blonde School Girl

A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mom and says:"Mommy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde," her mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school again and says,"Mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde," her mom says.

Next day, she returns from school and cries,"Mommy, today we went swimming. Well, all the girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mommy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, darling, it's because you're 25."

RE: German girls

Sooo sorry, my fluffy puppy..... ..will you ever forgive me for momentum weakness.....
You know well, I will Kill Time for you ...anytime....just don't pressure too hard....

Common, hot peanut butter.....let's have another pillow fight .....followed by honeyed words

RE: German girls

Perfect suggestion! Jacko....How inconsiderate of me to forget about my goddess brother Damian ...
haven't seen him around lately....did he get upset at me for not sending him an invitation
.....Damian honey, I'll make it up to you....and admit you for free.....you deserve it

..... no desserts until graduation date!!!

PS Jacko, can you privately email me your full list of candidates

RE: another life

...no comprendo can you elaborate, pleeease

RE: another life

It's a known fact of life: the very best of cukoos get an earlier retirement ...
Where can I send my resume for a blonde secretary position