You look like you could do a full days work that any man could do,but sitting on the sidelines looking pretty actually makes guys work harder,except when you cause them to hit their thumb with the hammer.
Good morning everyone.Don't need much more in my life right now except a new garden spot and maybe someone to come over and wash my dishes once in a while.
Good morning everyone.I saw Planet of the Apes when it first came out.It really upset me as a little kid,and changed the way that I looked at the world.To think for the first time in my life that civilization as we know it could actually be wiped out.Makes you want to take better care of the Earth and your brothers and sisters that share it.
Good morning everyone.Rocks as a kid,desert indian artifacts during my 20's.Now I seem to be collecting left over building materials.Can't seem to throw away half a stick of perfectly good trim or 6 bricks I'll never use.
The best way to hunt a deer is to put out some feed corn the night before.In the morning wait for the best buck to come along and get him in your sites.Just before you pull the trigger, set your coffee cup down on the kitchen table.You won't be late for work this way.
I used to work with this group of guys that had two main topics of discussion.Deer hunting and Nascar.They called themselves dog hunters.They each had between 25 and 60 dogs.Dog blood lines passed down for generations,all in the name of a better hunting dog.These boys were really proud of them dogs.They come in one morning tired,scratched up,covered in mosqito bites.There was a dog that, overnight, had became a grand champion and was suddenly worth 8 million.They wanted puppies.They wanted blood lines.The dogs owner wasn't parting with anything,so they get the idea to dress in black,cross a mile and a half black and green swamp,full of leeches,water mocossins,and an occassional alligator to do a little midnight shopping.They get in,get out,get home with the goods.I say"Where's the puppy?"We got genetic material was the reply.My wife is a nurse and she showed me how.You need a rubber glove and a special plastic bag.All I could say was"Tell me you just didn't tell me, you went through all of that to be known as a dog jacker."
It's my fault.It was really cold yesterday,so I said I wished all of the cold would go back north where it belongs.It was nice and warm here all day.Sorry guys.
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RE: Attractive, beautiful/handsome, or passable ?
After a few drinks,I'm even better looking and a little taller.