CHEMISTRY 101:

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about
the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

RE: Many threads about plans for Christmas, but what about New Years

to me New Years Eve is amature night i will bring in the new year at home

RE: The Sunshine

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.

RE: Happy Holidays from Iceland

May the Blessings of Christmas be with you.santa waving










P.S. since i don't drink, i'll be the designated driver

RE: Just Sharing Thoughts

I will cover you with love when next I see you, with caresses, with ecstasy. I want to gorge you with all the joys of the flesh, so that you faint and die. I want you to be amazed by me, and to confess to yourself that you had never even dreamed of such transports.... When you are old, I want you to recall those few hours, I want your dry bones to quiver with joy when you think of them.

RE: I wish all of you

and the same back to you Daniel
God Bless You & keep you safe.




santa waving hug

RE: Would you...............

if you don't want me before.........then i don't want you after

RE: Caninibalism :)

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Christmas is coming

thank you beautiful & truesanta waving

what happens to our threads at the end of the year?????

does anyone know?????

RE: Wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Merry Christmassanta waving & Happy New Yearparty to you & your loved ones.
look forward to your return
God Bless You & Yours

what happens to our threads at the end of the year?????

if you go to the last page & scroll to the bottom it appears the powers that be start us all over again. not that it would bother me on some of the stuff we've written, but what about the threads that came from the heart??? are they wiped out & gone forever????

RE: words of wisdom

If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. ~Mary Engelbreit

RE: Quotes and Wise Words to Live By...

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. ~Cavett Robert

Isn't it funny that

let it out i'm sure we have enough tissues to cover it. a burden shared is a burden halved. one thing i've noticed here on cs is that many people have strong shoulders. we are all here to help one another.

Isn't it funny that

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing have my own shovel thanks

i don't know, can't explain it, maybe it's a lost memory or my imagination.

Isn't it funny that

that's a BIG part of it, but for me i think it goes deeper.hug handshake santa waving

Roses are reddish

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
~Benny Hill

Isn't it funny that

at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times.

why we make lots of noise on New Year's Eve

thanks for the wedding pic.
much happiness always.santa waving

why we make lots of noise on New Year's Eve

good morning.

no.........i mean New Year's Eve, i googled for new years superstitions just for the heck of it & this was one of many. here are a few more.

Washing dishes and doing laundry on this day is said to lead to a death in the family during the year.

Full larders, cupboards stocked up with food and wallets and purses full of money bring prosperity in New Year.

The direction of wind during sunrise on New Year morning prophesizes about the coming year. Wind from south foretells fine weather and prosperous times ahead, wind from north foretells bad weather, wind from east foretells famine and natural calamities and wind from west foretells plenty of milk and fish for all but death of a person of great national importance. No wind means joy and prosperity throughout the year.

i personally do not believe in superstitions, i just thought some might be interested.

why we make lots of noise on New Year's Eve

the evil one and his attendants and servants hate din and loud noise. So, scare them away by being as loud in New Year celebrations as possible. Church bells are rung at midnight for the purpose too.


so whoop it upcheering applause yay

RE: Caution: Happiness Ahead!

sadly i agree with that statement. IMHO what makes us cautious is being hurt & the more we are hurt, the more cautious we become

RE: Out of the Shadows...

hi wave cswelcome hope you enjoy your time here & Merry Christmas to yousanta waving

RE: What thread subject would you choose?.....

that's the one i go with

RE: HOHOHO OR HAHAHA FOR THE MALL SANTA'S

i heard something about the "HO HO HO" scaring the little ones. i think it is all in the way it is said.

RE: What's Your Favourite Love Movie...?

"Somewhere In Time " is my absolute most favorite love story.

RE: she's leaving me!!!!!!!!!

just in case we don't hear from you... Merry Christmassanta waving & a Happy ,safe & prosperous New Year to you & your loved ones

RE: Lonely Hearts

thank you, love to you as wellsanta waving

RE: Hugs and flowers

good morning & thanks for the hugs, enjoy the concert
hug hug hug

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