A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
so sorry to hear about your child's health. he and all of your family will be in my prayers. draw on HIM for your strength. us too, we are hear for you.
as daniel said, Jesus IS God in the flesh and He lives still. He lives in me and ALL believers. nowhere in the HOLY BIBLE does it say He was ever married or had children. if it is not in the BIBLE then it is not true. the Bible is the WORD of GOD.
is there a difference between a christian and a believer who has faith? 'cuz i consider myself a believer. this is what i believe: One needs only to believe in the Lord Jesus Christ as his personal Savior for salvation, John 1:12, 3:16 - John 6:28-29,47, Acts 16:31 One can be certain of his salvation now, and it cannot be lost because eternal life is forever. I John 5:13, John 10:28-29, Titus 1:2.
- The child born on Christmas Day will have a special fortune.
- Snow on Christmas means Easter will be green.
- You will have as many happy months in the coming year, as the number of houses you eat mince pies in during Christmastime.
- In Greece, some people burn their old shoes during the Christmas season to prevent misfortunes in the coming year.
- To have good health throughout the next year, eat an apple on Christmas Eve.
- The gates of Heaven open at midnight on Christmas Eve. Those who die then go straight to Heaven (an Irish beleif).
- Christmas candles should be left burning until Christmas morning and should rest undisturbed from time of lighting until they are snuffed.
- Singing Christmas carols at any time other than during the festive season is unlucky.
- The yule log should be lit by a piece of the log used on the previous Christmas. Once that is done, no evil spirit can then enter into the house. The remains of the Yule log were also considered lucky, and would be a protection against lightning or fire.
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glad you could join the 
friend.
are you hungry?
2 TattoosA woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a
tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also
wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good. The woman then instructs him
to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh So the guy does it
and it comes out looking good too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo
artist says "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos
on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing
good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."