I'm a soul surviving Love give me all or nothing I used to wake in the morning and say Can I get through another day Look around, I see everybody's running Trying too hard to make the money But we forgot to the taste of honey Oh babe, can we lose the confusion
Let Love Take Control Sweet Soul got a hold on me Let Love Take Control Sweet soul got a hold on me
Little things can get you down Getting caught up in the run around Gotta live in the here and now Oh babe, gotta lose the confusion
Let Love Take Control Sweet Soul got a hold on me Let Love Take Control Sweet soul got a hold on me
You can't control your destiny Love laughs at all your plans Just let love show you what you need You know I understand Don't let the weight lay too heavy on you Gotta let it go, hold onto that sweet, sweet soul
Let Love Take Control Sweet Soul got a hold on me Let Love Take Control Sweet soul got a hold on me
An older woman gets a face lift and shes proud of the way she looks so she goes out in the town and askes a man “how old do you think I am”. The man replies “Ummm, I dont know 28?” the woman answers “Nope I’m 48 but nice try!”
She then purchases brunch at a local McDononalds. She askes the waiter “How old do you think I am” he says “31?” she says “nope 48 but nice try” Then she walks up to an old man and asks him “How old do you think I am?” he says “I can tell how old women are by sticking my hand down their pants” She reluctantly allows him do to so… and he does and he says “Ok your 48!”
She gasps “How did you know” he says “Well ,to tell you the truth I was standing behind you at McDonalds”.
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should have known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad? If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? Why is the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless If 'pro' is the opposite to 'con', is Congress the opposite to progress? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? If you're an athiest and swear on the bible, have you committed perjury? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say
when i can afford it (not this year tho) i try to do somrthing different every year (variety is the spice of life!). since i am broke this year, i will be using decorations from Christmases past
1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp. lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle tequila
Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality.
Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so, try another cup. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.
lighten up, some of us are here just to make a few friends, not necessarily a life-long partner. some of us (like myself) have no life & this is a way to have some fun. besides i have read quite a few threads where people have met & started real life relationships. maybe if you stop looking, you'll find what your looking for.
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